Wednesday, 11 July 2018

JOKE EXPLOSION Episode 2

My dear friends, There is no difference between GLO and SATAN.
They'll give you data and collect the network mtcheeww.
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If everytime when u cheat, one tooth comes out, most of you could have been eating only soft poridge by know.
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The best way to kill a lady is to buy her a golden watch,expensive clothes, bangles, shoes, make ups and trousers then lock her up in a room without a mirror.
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My brother when u hear her say "what!"... She heard u loud and clear....
Just change the statement.. U will thank me..
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When two girls are fighting over u my brother i advice you watch the fight to the end then marry the loser because you cannot afford to have FLOYD MAYWEATHER as a wife
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Nigerians will be crying for their dead relations until one day God will hear their cry and wake them before being buried..
Omo u go see Marathon
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Fat guy wid small dick look like capital letter Q
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Cheating is only for married couples. The rest of us are just searching for the right ones.
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When lot's wife turned back and she become a piller of salt,
I wonder who turned back to confirmed it.
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Am I the only one who walk slowly behind people to avoid greeting
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I wanted to be a doctor as I grew up but my brethrens,i ended up typing Amen on social networks  to cure sick people .
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My brother beware of these uneducated girls, they will persuade and force you to marry them because they know that a marriage certificate is the only certificate she may ever hold.
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Dear Ladies,
A man who truly loves you will stick with u no matter how much/many times u cheat and that man is ur father not us
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A guy posted,
"My penis is my life "
His Ex commented "your life is too short then.. "
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When ur mouth is gettin close to kiss her lips and then suddenly, U saw her father who jst appeared 4rm no where and U moved ur mouth quickly to her eyes nd started blowin somthin out 4rm her eyes___ my brother, ur wisdom gave U the narrow escape.
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Nigerian girls will be waiting for your call just to reject it.... Mtcheeew
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Some girls can be very funny
Just 3 months of dating, she is saying she wants to see my parents, even me, it took me 9 months before i see my own parents
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No one replies faster than a lady u promised money. She will even reply to texts you will send next year, she will be like "hun according to the text you will send in 2019, I love you too "
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Nobody is more happier than a Lady whose boyfriend's Mum calls ''our Wife'' she can even wash the compound gate.
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The most wicked people in Nigeria are those  Skinny_Girls who don't wear Earrings ... very wicked...
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What if Buhari wins Election come 2019?
I will just park and go to "My Country"...
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You will Never see those  Ladies who always wear  Wigs involve in a Fight...
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My first Heart Break was in Primary Two. She left me for a boy on a new  Uniform
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Some of you Ladies have seen more boxers than the late Muhammad Ali.
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Don't trust Girls that say, They love u from the bottom of their hearts..
It means they still Have space for more at the top..
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If his Phone rings and he goes outside follow him and help him find the signal he is searching for. .
I don't trust we guys
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My Neighbour slapped me today and i didn't say anything to him because he is the only one that have Generator in the compound! If i slap him back where will i charge my Phone to post this...
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Send me Money " is where a guy loses 80% interest in a girl
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Not all Breasts you see standing are standing on their own some are using Crutches...
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Biko which scientist told Nigerian Girls that the remaining  Water after bathing is for washing Pant...
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So finally I learnt how to dance
Shaku_Shaku , my Church Members go hear am on Sunday.
Leme go n polish my Shoe...
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To those Girls who wear  Chains, on their Feet.
Are u still a Slave?
I thought Slave Trade is over...
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Leave a Girl in a Room purposely go outside and come back if she's not at that same spot you left her she Doesn't have A  Good_Character ?
According to Science...
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I washed all my  Clothes yesterday so if you see any guy wearing Matric Gown to office just know it's me...
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Don't Pray to be like me ... I'm owing people Money ...
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I think social networks will be a little more decent if we can have our Parents there too, atleast it will help improve our Pictures upload, post, comment!
What do u think?
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So I can't buy Vaseline in peace without the seller asking what I want to use it for
see what Bobrisky have caused...
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If you are a Girl and you think your Boyfriend is using his Car to carry only you?
Happy Children's Day...
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I don't like running errands for Girls but not when she said I should help her unlock her Bra or I should remove her Pant myself, those are the only message that I can go for any Lady...
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Last Night, I killed two criminal
Mosquitoes , the reason I'm saying they are criminals is because they were flying very close to my Wallet,
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MTN are so mean these days that if u don't have Airtime or Data they will start deducting from your Battery Bars...
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Please Guys don't under-rate slim girls, because they also want to prove that small body no be sickness.
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Because you saw my kind of post in another person's wall does not mean I Copied from them or they Copied from me...
JUST KNOW THAT TWO IDIOTS CAN THINK ALIKE SOMETIMES...
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Women can't stop to be funny...
Imagine, just a Drop, very small drop ooh, she will make noise for 9months, what of we guys that carry the Full Tank of it all

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