Wednesday, 27 December 2017

Oga Titus Episode 18

The next day he went to meet Chief.
Chief:Ah ah Titus this one you came I hope all his well.
Titus:All no well o…e no well at all o.
Chief: What is the problem?
Titus:The problem be say,my ship wey dey bring goods don sink for water
Chief: You don’t mean it
Titus:Na the same thing I tel the person wey tel me
Chief:So how am I going to help you?
Titus:Chief I need like 1million
Chief: 1million
Titus:Yes,chief
Chief:I don’t think I have such amount but lemme bring what I have.
The chief went upstairs and Titus used that opportunity to poison the Chiefs wine…
Few minutes later,the Chief came down and gave him 300k.
Chief: Just manage that
Titus:Thank you sir
Titus waited for the Chief to drink the wine but he didn’t………As he stood up to announce his departure the Chief gulped the wine down and happiness was written all over his face..
He went home a happy man expecting to hear the news that chief is dead..
****4hrs later in Titus home****
Titus:See your dad gave us 300k
Laura:Too small
Titus:See your mouth.. We will use it to buy food stuffs and baby things
Lara:With only 300k?
Titus:Before nko
Laura:You are a poor man indeed.
Titus:I no blame you…
As they were talking Laura’s phone rang.
Laura:Hello,yes..What happen to Dad,how,why..okay.(hangs call)
Titus was very Happy and am sure he would have been the happiest man on earth that moment.
to be continued…
FAMS AM REALLY PROUD OF YOU ALL
THANKS FOR MAKING MY CELEBRATION DOUBLE
FIRST,I WAS CELEBRATING INDEPENDENCE
THEN YOU GUYS DOUBLED IT BY MAKING OGA TITUS NO.9
OGA TITUS IS VERY HAPPY NOW *LOLZ*
HE SAYS,”GOD GO BLESS UNA WELL WELL..I FOR SURPRISE UNA BUT THAT CHIEF NA STINGY MAN,DON’T WORRY IFFA KILL AM FINISH ,I NO GO FORGET UNA FOR THE SHARING OF PROPERTY…UNA DON TRY OOO..EKU SE O,NA YORUBA BE THAT…DALU NOOO,NA IGBO BE THAT…SUR NU,NA HAUSA BE THAT,UNA WELDONE.”
THAT’S OGA TITUS SPEECH…
LEMME NOW LEAVE YOU
TO GUESS WAH WILL HAPPEN
Tbc

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