Saturday, 4 November 2017

THE PROGNOSTICATOR SEASON 2 Episode 8 & 9

Continues..
Voice: open this door now before I break
into this house
.
Nurse Titi: Pesman Who is that?
.
Me: It should be Don
.
Nurse Titi: Who is Don?
.
Me: One notorious guy in this area
.
Nurse Titi: Do you owe him anything?
.
Me: The guy is son of a bitch, that's how he
do disturbing all residences of this area, i
heard he was once mad
.
Nurse Titi: It better you did not open the
door for him
.
Voice: Do you want me to pull down this
house ***He kept knocking on the door***
.
Me: Don't worry I will deal with him
.
Nurse Titi: What do you wanna do??
.
Me: Just keep looking at me ***I reached for
the back of my door, took small cutlass,
hiding it at my back, I was about to open
the door when Titi pulled me back***
.
Nurse Titi: What do you think you're doing?
You're going nowhere not here in my
presence
.
Me: You have nothing to worry about, I
know how to handle him
.
Nurse Titi: No I'm ain't ready to lose you
.
Me: This is not my first time of dealing with
him
.
Nurse Titi: Are you sure?
.
Me: Yes ***She let go of me, I summoned
courage opened the door, although I was
scared, I raised up the cutlass to cut his arm,
just then he quickly spoke out "Don't cut me
Pesman its me Abbey your friend" I was like
you're a fool*** Abbey why are you
behaving like this nau?
.
Abbey: Do you truly want to cut me
.
Me: I swear I will cut you, because i thought
it was Don
.
Abbey: Do you have issue with one Don?
.
Me: Ofcourse yes
.
Abbey: Who is he?
.
Me: Come in if you want to know about him
.
Abbey: ***He walked into my room, and met
Titi seated on the bed*** Good afternoon
bea
.
Nurse Titi: Afternoon sir
.
Abbey: ***He also seated on the bed***
.
Nurse Titi: Are you the one knocking on the
door?
.
Abbey: Yes its me
.
Nurse Titi: Are you the notorious Don
Pesman is talkin about?
.
Abbey: Am Abbey not Don ***Turned to my
side*** Pesman who is this Don of a guy
.
Nurse Titi: I thought as much your face is
looking familiar
.
Abbey: Yes I was admitted into your hospital
few months back
.
Nurse Titi: Its true
.
Abbey: Yeah, Pesman tell me about Don
.
Me: I'll tell you about him later
.
Nurse Titi: Why not now?
.
Me: ***Faced Abbey*** Hope no problem I
see you without notifications
.
Abbey: No problem brother you know we
See few days back am sorry I forgot to tell
you
.
Me: To Tell me what?
.
Abbey: My introduction is in two months
time
.
Me: Wow, na lie o padi mi
.
Abbey: Am serious Pesman
.
Me: Who is the lucky girl?
.
Abbey: Same person noni, you know I don't
double date
.
Me: Grace?
.
Abbey: Sure
.
Me: Congratulation bro
.
Nurse Titi: Congratulation sir
.
Abbey: Thank you babe mi
.
Nurse Titi: ***Faced me*** When are we
having ours pesman?
.
Me: Very soon, let rejoice with Abbey first,
Abbey am happy for you, this call for
celebration
.
Abbey: Indeed it call for celebration
.
Me: Where are we celebrating it
.
Abbey: Anywhere of your choice
.
Nurse Titi: Do you want to leave me here
and follow a friend?
.
Me: The guy here isn't my friend but my
brother
.
Abbey: Hun woman I know you'll fight for
your right, Pesman call me in the evening
after you settle with your wife
.
Me: By which time?
.
Abbey: Anytime you're free
.
Me: Be expecting my call then
.
Abbey: No lele ***He walked out of my
room***
.
Nurse Titi: ***Kissing me on the lip***
Pesman when are we engaging?
.
Me: Let leave everything in the hand of God
.
Nurse Titi: Do you know I fought whom am
dating because of you?
.
Me: Really?
.
Nurse Titi: Yes dear, but I don't think you're
ready to settle down with me
.
Me: If God wish
.
Nurse Titi: Hmmmm am afraid
.
Me: ***Gave her soft kiss*** you don't have
to be afraid my love, what I want you to
know is that I love you and I'll be pleased
to settle with you, but I don't know what
future hold for us, let just be
prayerful***Kissed her deeply***
.
Nurse Titi: You always have your way of
calming me down
.
Me: That's the power of being a man
.
Nurse Titi: Keep deceiving yourself ***She
kissed me back***
.
Me: *** I responded back, we began to kiss,
smooched, licked and fucked*** when next
are we seeing?
.
Nurse Titi: When do you want us to?
.
Me: Anytime you're available
.
Nurse Titi: When next am available i will let
you know
.
Me: Alright love
.
Nurse Titi: Let me be on my way, I
havesomething to do at home
.
Me: I'm also going to see Abbey
.
Nurse Titi: Who is Abbey?
.
Me: The guy that just left here, I want to go
and see him so we can start the preparation
of his introduction
.
Nurse Titi: Keep planning your friends life
and keep looking at yours
.
Me: Am also planning mine too, or still
someone else would be planning mine
.
Nurse Titi: Do quick with the master plan
and bring it to my office for cross checking
.
Me: ***Laugh*** I will do as you say ma
.
Nurse Titi: That's my boy, love you
.
Me: I love you too
.
Nurse Titi: Pesman please don't break my
heart
.
Mr: Titilayo please don't break my heart too
.
Nurse Titi: I promise not to
.
Me: May God help me
.
Nurse Titi: Amen, let me be going dear
.
Me: I just feel as if you shouldn't leave me
alone
.
Nurse Titi: I feel the same dear, anyway let
me be on my way
.
Me: We will soon be together
.
Nurse Titi: ***She hugged me*** Let's go
.
Me: Ok ***I saw her off***
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******CNN******
I was busy dialing a number immediately my
cousin left home for office, I cannot wait any
longer I must talk to love of my life "Hello the
person at the other end
of the line answered"
.
Cnn: Hello dear, how are you
.
Tola: Am doing good and you?
.
Cnn: Am ok, guess you're enjoying your stay
in Fct?
.
Tola: Not yet, because I always stay indoor
ever since I came to this city, no friend to
play with nothing nothing here just kinda
boring jare
.
Cnn: Its matter of time dear, samething is
happening to me here, no place to go
.
Tola: Na wa o
.
Cnn: How can we see nau? Or are we not
going to see each other again?
.
Tola: I don't know, you know I don't know
anywhere
.
Cnn: Yes I know, although you said you're in
Jabi?
.
Tola: Yes
.
Cnn: I asked my cousin how long is Jabi to
life camp here he said its just 10min drive,
which means we are not far from each
other
.
Tola: ***Suprised*** Really
.
Cnn: That's what he told me, please how do
you think we can see?
.
Tola: You are the one to decide
.
Cnn: If that should be the case can we see
today
.
Tola: Today cannot work, Big mum is
around, I think tomorrow Sunday will be ok,
because she said she want to go and visit
one of her friends at wuse zone 5
tomorrow so, we'll use that opportunity to
see
.
Cnn: Wow, tomorrow is ok by me then, just
call me when you're ready, I will come to
wherever you're
.
Tola: Ok babe, love you
.
Cnn: Love you more bye
.
Tola: Bye
.
Cnn: ***Hung up, Yes am seeing my babe
tomorrow, I began sang "I love my babe" by
Wizkid, no story we are going to see
tomorrow after deadly abortion***
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Don and jay are seen sat some kilometers
away from Pesman's house, they were there
to keep tap on him so, their strike won't
be too difficult, they have been waiting for
the past 45minutes without any sign of him,
just then one damsel girl walked
into Pesman's compound (Nurse Titi)
definitely the girl must be looking for him.
Jay took his phone and snap her from afar,
some minutes later another guy walked into
the compound (Abbey) Jay also took his
picture
.
Don: Jay do you think this will work out?
.
Jay: Please stop doubting me Don, I have my
plan already you should allow me carry it out
.
Don: Am afraid of Jameelah and her mother
.
Jay: Have told you already, you have nothing
to afraid of, nothing will happen, we just
have to teach the nonentity guy a lesson
.
Don: Jay Jay badoo, the first son of devil
.
Jay: Your father, see I can ***before he
could finished his words Abbey walked out
of Pesman's house*** Wait that guy don
comot, remain that bea and we never see
Pesman outside
.
Don: What do we do now
.
Jay: Just keep looking at me
.
Don: wait o don't you notice this guy look
like the guy that snatched Grace from you
.
Jay: You mean Grace new boyfriend?
.
Don: Yes nah check it well
.
Jay: Dey don release him from hospital, I go
send him back ***Checking the picture very
well, he zoomed it and discovered it was
truly Abbey*** so Pesman and this guy are
friend
.
Don: It seems so
.
Jay: Weldone two of them are in danger
zone.
***TWO HOURS LATER***
Pesman and Titi are seen coming out of his
house, they were chatting and laughing,
Pesman wrapped his arm around Titi's neck
and was talking to her
.
Don: ***He tapped Jay who seems feeling
sleeping*** Guy are you sleeping? Don't you
see them
.
Jay: ***He came back to his sense***
Who???
.
Don: Don't you see Pesman and that girl
.
Jay: Where are they
.
Don: Look at your front ***Pointing at
Pesman and Titi***
.
Jay: Ouch, why are you so dull like this?
Don't you know what to do
.
Don: *** He took his phone and snap their
pictures***
.
Jay: Perfect, mission accomplished
.
Don: I trust you my guy
.
Jay: Let wait for him here, I know he'll soon
come back to his room we will take the next
step
.
Don: Leg crossed
.
***Few minutes later Pesman was back to
his room, he locked the door from inside, he
jumped on the bed celebrating having sex
with Nurse Titi, Fayemi charm is really
working***
.
Jay: Do you have airtime on your phone?
.
Don: Yes I do
.
Jay: Edit Pesman's number, put #31# infront
of his number and dial it
.
Don: What does #31# stand for?
.
Jay: Abegi dial the number and give me the
phone
.
Don: ***He dialed the number and handed
phone to him***
.
Jay: ***Speaking on phone With hectic
voice*** Hi pesman! I know you're in your
room, you put on blue V neck levis vest with
black three quarter jean, you and one girl
just left your room not too long and you
have returned. I just want to inform you that
you will
sleep in your own pool of blood in the next
two to three minutes, am I communicating?
*** The line went dead, Pesman had ended
the call***
.
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******PESMAN******
I Saw nurse Titi off and returned to my
room, I bolted the door from inside, jumped
on my bed just then the event of the
previous hours began to play back in my
head, I smiled to myself as I remembered
how nurse Titi was moaned under me
"Ouch easy Pesman".
The satisfaction smile appeared on my face
"Pesman the bad guy" I said to myself, I
stood up and walked to my wardrobe took
cup of my woman ritual cream and kissed it
"Pesman I think you should rob this cream
and go to government house,"
"Don't you think wife of state governor will
fall for you? My inner mind told me"
"Yes nau, I like your advice but Madam
Hadiza can do better than State first lady, I
replied myself"
"Ok then I will advice you to go Abuja then
maybe Aisha Buhari will fall, my inner mind
said again"
"You be confirm guy o, that's why I love you,
Abuja on my mind Aisha Buhari would soon
become my God mother, my phone rang
that moment and cut short my imaginary, I
brought out my phone from my pocket,
looked
at the screen "Private number" was
displayed, who could be calling me with
private number? I don't think I would pick
this
call"
"But why?"
"Pesman try not to be scared"
I summoned courage and picked the call,
but I was shocked with what I heard from
the caller he was speaking with
"Discombobulation" all his voice "Hi pesman!
I know you're in your room, you put on blue
V neck levis vest with black three quarter
jean, you and one girl just left your room not
too long and you have returned. I just want
to inform you that you will
sleep in your own pool of blood in the next
two to three minutes, am I communicating"?
.
I began to panic and shaking like leaf on the
sea, I don't know what to do, the caller said
in the next two to three minutes I will sleep
in the pool of my own blood.
I reached for the back of my television I took
the ring Madam Hadiza's Gateman gave me
(I removed it off my finger when I want to
had sex with Nurse Titi) I wore it back, took
my phone to call Abbey maybe he can save
me
from unknown death, I Dialed his number
and placed it on my ear, I nearly smashed
my phone on the floor when the stupid MTN
Auto
response machine answered me "Your call
credit has been exhausted and your call
terminated" I don't allow it to finish its
stupid song before I hung up and dialed
*606#
but it was still prove abortive "Dear
Estimated customer, you have outstanding
payment, please recharge and try later thank
you"
Yestoday na today, I began to sweat from
head to toe, the temperature of my body can
boil egg, have totally reached my last bus
stop, I began to say my last prayer, Oh God I
know am a sinner please forgive my sin and
accept me as your servant.
But all this while I noticed the ring on my
finger is as cold as water in refrigerator, the
ring is not hot at all, "Does it mean this Ring
isn't working again?"
I summoned courage and opened my door,
what I met outside shocked me to the bone,
just then I realised The women ritual cream
I did has been doing me harm than Good,
because whose ever is after my life isn't
because of anything else but because of a
woman.
To be continued
.
Episode 9
Continues..
Don and Jay are seen laughing
uncontrollably when they saw Pesman
speed out of his house, he kept running
without looking back.
.
Don: Jay see as your friend is running
.
Jay: I swear that guy na girlish,, he doesn't
have mind at all
.
Don: What next to do now?
.
Jay: We'll follow him without raising any
suspicion
.
Don: Do you know where he's heading to?
.
Jay: I don't and I want to know, let trail him
.
Don: Lets go then
.
(Two of them followed Pesman from behind
and keep far distance so he won't see them,
few minutes later they saw him knocking on
a house door and she came out)
.
Don: Jay see that lady
.
Jay: Who is she?
.
Don: Don't you see she look like Grace your
Ex
.
Jay: You mean my Grace
.
Don: Take a look at her very well
.
Jay: *** With anger voice*** weldone, so
this is the guy house, perfect game one
could not snatched my bae and go Scot free,
have been lounging for this moment, finally
the day has come
.
Don: What have you been lounging for?
.
Jay: To know Abbey's house
.
Don: Pesman and Abbey are in trouble
.
Jay: I will let them know, i will make sure
Abbey rot in jail
.
Don: How?
.
Jay: Just be looking at master plan
.
Don: What about Pesman?
.
Jay: We cannot strike him just like that,
remember we just collected his number
from Jameelah, let just be threatening him
for now
.
Don: Abbey nko?
.
Jay: Abbey is due for punishment, once have
know his house now, he should be
expecting worse from me
.
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******PESMAN******
Welcome pesman, why are you running?
Grace asked me as I made my way into
Abbey's room, I sat on the plastic table and
order for a cup of chilled water
.
Grace: ***Handed the cup of water to
me*** Pesman I said why are you running
and what is running after you?
.
Me: ***Panting*** Where is Abbey?
.
Grace: Abbey is at the backyard, dried his
washed cloth
.
Me: Why don't you do it for him?
.
Grace: He insist I shouldn't
.
Me: Please call him for me
.
Grace: Won't you tell me what's happening?
.
Me: I'll, call me Abbey first
.
Grace: ***She walked to backyard and came
back with Abbey***
.
Abbey: You're here Pesman
.
Me: ***Palpitating*** Yes i am
.
Abbey: What happen to you? Your mind isn't
at rest
.
Me: Something bad just happened ***I gave
him my phone*** someone just called me
with a private number and threaten my life
.
Abbey: ***Laughing***
.
Me: What funny? Am talking about my life,
Abbey my life is on the line I'm really scare
.
Abbey: Its funny ***He faced Grace*** Dear
didn't I tell you about this strange call I
received last week?
.
Grace: Yes you did
.
Abbey: Pesman don't be scare I know who
called you
.
Me: Please who is the person?
.
Abbey: ***He gave me change the topic, we
will talk about it later sign***
.
Me: ***I quickly understand his gesture he
didn't want to discuss it in the presence of
Grace*** ok bro
.
Abbey: So what's going on
.
Me: I came to see you
.
Grace: Hmmmm Abbey abbey you want to
change the topic, although you said you
know who called him or woman should not
hear about it?
.
Me: Don't mind us me too I've known the
caller, its our friend Cnn, he called Abbey last
week to threatened him
.
Grace: You better tell him not to use that
kind of a thing to play again, its not good
and it can give you heart attack, see how
panting you're
.
Me: Don't mind the yeye guy, I'll call to warn
him
.
Abbey: You said you come to see me?
.
Me: Yes I want to go and check my jamb
result will you go with me, we'll have to talk
about your introduction when we come
back
.
Abbey: Why not, we can go together
.
Grace: Uncle Pesman am I permitted to go
with you?
.
Me: Woman first, you're free to go with us
ma
.
Grace: Stop using ma for me o, am still a kid
.
Me: Every woman is entitle to ma
.
Abbey: Let me take my bath then ***He
went out***
.
Me: ***Faced Grace*** Abbey told me about
your coming introduction
.
Grace: Yes its true, we want to throw the
party, Pesman don't you know single life is
kinda boring?
.
Me: ***You failed, single life is boring when
you're dating just a girl*** yes its kinda
boring even I'm tired of it,. Our Wife to be
.
Grace; Na me be that o, you and my friend
should put heads together and chose one
Saturday
.
Me: Which of your friend?
.
Grace: Which of my friend are you dating?
Don't tell me you have another side chick
beside her
.
Me: Christabel?
.
Grace: You still want me to answer that
question?
.
Me: I don't have anybody except her
.
Grace: When are you having your
introduction too?
.
Me: ***You don't know anything*** No
Enugu transport fare at the moment
.
Grace: Pes Pes but her parents are in this
town nau
.
Me: Her parents are here not her family, if
we want to do introduction we'll have to go
East
.
Grace: So, what you're trying to say is that
you're not yet ready for introduction?
.
Me: Christabel and I would talk about it
.
Abbey: ***He walked in that Moment***
What are you guys talking about?
.
Me: Its personal affairs
.
Abbey: No vex o
.
Me: (Few minutes later, Abbey was ready,
three of us headed to cafe where I checked
my jamb result, few meters to the cafe I
remembered Dupe's words "PESMAN YOU
DIDN'T PERFORM WELL IN THAT EXAM")
.
(Meanwhile as Abbey, Grace and Pesman
walked to the cafe, Jay and Don sneaked
into Abbey's compound, Jay walked to
backyard where abbey dried his clothes, he
took one
of his cap and quickly walked out of sight,
"what are you going to do with his cap "Don
asked"
"you will know when its time" "Jay replied")
.
We made our way into the cyber cafe I went
straight to where to check the result with
my heart beating so fast and shaking voice.
"I want to check my jamb result" I said to a
girl of about 20years who was on the
system
"Your money is 300naira" She replied me
.
Me: No problem"
.
Girl: Let me have your registration number "
.
Me: ***Gave it to her***
.
Girl: ***She punched some buttons oh her
system, she looked at me and shake her
head, she looked at me*** Your name is
Adekunle
.
Me: Yes what happened
.
Girl: Nothing I just want to confirm before
printing it out
.
Me: Ok print it ***Just then I felt a soft touch
on my neck, I looked back and I felt like
disappearing with who I saw.
.
To be continued

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