Tuesday, 17 October 2017

Where Can I Faint

Where can I faint pls
You were looking for how to
impress her, then she told you she
loves music and also love men that
can play piano...
Gbam! Iwochaluuuuu! "Baby,that
one na small thing, am a piano
wizard na!", u said.
obviously she got impressed and
Started catching feelings small
small.
Another day, you wanted to see
her, she told u she's in the church
doing choir rehearsals, that you can
come there and see her..
You came to the church, sitting at a
corner waiting for her, she comes
where u were sitting and the next
thing u heard was "baby please
come and help us play the
piano,our keyboardist disappointed
us"..
Suddenly your head started
spinning, and sweat started
gathering beneath your boxers.
unknown to u, before your arrival,
she has already told her friends
that you are a piano wizard (as you
said), so everybody was eagerly
waiting for the wizard to come and
manifest..
She's a girl that you are crushing
on, so you wouldn't want to mess
with your chances of winning her
over,..You stood up, sauntered to
the piano stand like a 4 year boy
that was forced to drink alomo
bitters mixed with weed. You Sat on
the piano seat, for 5mins you were
mopping at the keyboards
wondering why the white ones are
longer than the black ones, and
which ones are meant to be
pressed..
By then, all your ancestors are
already standing in a single file with
their hands on their neighbours'
shoulders waiting to be disgraced
one after the other by you..
You girlfriend's friends are already
pressurizing her to tell you to start
playing ,and she goes like " baby
what are u doing na?"..
You vigorously shake your head to
get a clearer vision of the
keyboards as if u ve not been
seeing them before, you raise all
your ten fingers like a lion that
wants to pounce on an antelope,
"daaaaaaang!.....grrrrrrrrrrr!
Daaaaaaang!!" "Daaaaaaang....
..ntuwaaaaaa! Daaaaaaang!!"
"daaaaaaang",
for ten minutes that was all they
were hearing from the piano.. As
you raised your head to see their
reactions, you saw nobody there, I
guessed they deserted you to
rehearse with your fellow wizards..
Next thing,Your phone beeped, it's
a message from your supposed
girlfriend and it reads ;
"Don't ever in your life call my
number again!, you are truly a
wizard and what u need is a witch,
and I am not one...

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