Friday, 27 October 2017

THE PROGNOSTICATOR Episode 12 & 13

Continues..
THE RAUNCHY NURSE ***
.
I don’t understand the kind of life am living
and about to be living, I remember when
I was glamorous for girlfriend, am now
with enough women already, having 3
women in my custody isn’t a problem, the
main problem is how to understand, cope
and having intimacy with them without
raising any suspicious from any angles.
That’s also a simple problem, the main
problem at hand now is all about unruly
PROGNOSTICATOR (Dupe), firstly Christabel
didn’t know where am living, and if she
asked I would just tell her am living with my
friend (Cnn).
Secondly madam hadiza isn’t type of a
woman that has time for stupid love like
those teenage girls, she cannot demand to
know where am staying, even if she does,
she cannot visit me like beseeching girls, her
own case is quite different and easy to deal
with.
But now I can see myself as most inanimate
guy on earth, to me “Fayemi” is the most
potency herbalist man on earth, come to
think of it with sense of humor, instead of
going for women ritual, I supposed go for
money ritual then, I would have become a
millionaire by now.
I think I have to visit “Fayemi” again, this
time around to show my gratitude not for
money ritual.
.
Cnn: What are you thinking
.
Me: we are a week far from Edo election
.
Cnn: And so? Your father is contesting
.
Me: Yes from Kowa party
.
Cnn: F--k nigga
.
Me: Photocopy
.
Cnn: So when are we going?
.
Me: Where?
.
Cnn: Christabel side
.
Me: I think we should be on our way now
.
Cnn: That’s my guy, oya let’s go. And from
there to where?
.
Me: I reckon we should visit abbey in
hospital
.
Cnn: Good idea, after I filled my tommy we’ll
head to his ward
.
We left Cnn room for Christabel abode to
filled our Tommy with what she prepared,
unknown food or so I thought.
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***CHRISTABEL’S ROOM***
.
I knocked on the door with full smile on my
face, Christabel also didn’t hesitate to
opened the door for me, I made my way
into her room , but before I could carry two
steps I was blocked with extraordinary kiss
from my charming Christabel.
The kiss was unexpected which makes me
felt chill as the sanitation of her warmth
mouth send signaled to my cord, if your
girlfriend haven’t been treating you the way
Christabel is doing to me, I think you have to
consult “Fayemi” The man behind my
women market
.
Christabel: Welcome my love
.
Me: Am here
.
Christabel: Guess what pesman
.
Me: The food you cooked got burnt
.
Christabel: Not that, try more
.
Me: Better tell me, am not pastor T.B Josua
.
Christabel: I think you aren’t coming again
.
Me: You think very low of me, I don’t
promise and failed
.
Christabel: That’s excellent of you
.
Me: You don’t even greet my brother
.
Cnn: No need for that, assuming am a single
maybe I would commit suicide today
.
Christabel: Haaaaa not up to that my in-law,
am very sorry just that I miss pesman too
much
.
Cnn: Not that you miss pesman too much, it
is because I too small here
.
Christabel: ***Kneeling down*** Am very
sorry sir, please don’t be offended
.
Cnn: Am not ***Faced me*** pesman lets
go where you said we’re going
.
Me: Where?
.
Cnn: Your girlfriend you said we’re visiting
.
Me: Here we are
.
Cnn: And your wife to be is behaving like
this to me?
.
Me: Sorry brother, Christabel is a wonderful
woman that you will not want to leave again
as time goes on, she’s not rude and robust
girl, she was truly carried away by me, on
behalf of her am deeply sorry brother
.
Christabel: Am very sorry sir, please forgive
.
Cnn Before I can forgive you you’ll do
something for me
.
Christabel: Am ready to do anything for you
sir
.
Cnn: Good give me something to corrode
.
Christabel: OK sir ***she went into kitchen
to serve us, she came back after five minutes
with big Tray in her hand, inside Tray was
four(4) wrapped of semo with another
plates which was covered, she placed the
tray on a small stool in front of urs, I was
curious to know what’s inside the covered
plates, as I opened the first plate starring me
was well roasted Egusi soup, the scent
coming from the soup can make one break
his/her fasting at 6:10pm almost 40minutes
to breaking hours, I opened the second
plate I was surprised to see a lots of pieces
of meat, I counted like 10 meats in the plate
.
Cnn: ***In low voice*** omo this your
girlfriend too sure ooo
.
Me: All thanks to my creator
.
Cnn: Your creator, or Fayemi?
.
Me: Fayemi, who’s Fayemi in front of God?
Fayemi issues is just a coincidence, abeg mo
eat ***We ate in silence without talking to
each other, Christabel came with soft drinks
(Chill exotic) I was shocked when I looked
into the plate of semo and found none
because I retired after eating one wrap of
semo, Cnn ate the reaming three.
Thank God his father wasn’t president
Buhari maybe he would have been eating
our budget or presidential villa by now, who
can tell
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Cnn: Woow what a sweet meal, my wife
you’re endowed, you’re a chef, I guess you
inherit it from our in-laws
.
Christabel: ***sit beside me*** whose of
your in-laws if I may ask?
.
Cnn: Your progenitor
.
Me: Lolzzzz
.
Christabel: If you say so, and thanks for
managing my meal, I know it is not worth to
be eating but thanks for consuming it
.
Cnn: I must confess the food is super and
yummy, I personally enjoyed it
.
Me: Me too, I love the food
.
Christabel: Thank you love ***Turned to
cnn*** now that you have eaten can you tell
me more about yourself
.
Cnn: Yes I can
.
Christabel: Your name, you hobby, your life
style, your education career
.
Cnn: One question at a time
.
Christabel: OK your name
.
Cnn: Cnn
.
Christabel: funny cnn? Tell me more about it
.
Cnn: Just a nickname nothing more
.
Christabel: If you say so ***faced me***
where are you going from here
.
Me: Cnn and I want to visit abbey at the
hospital
.
Christabel: why are you so selfish like this?
.
Me: ***Astonished*** what’s my offense
.
Christabel: You always like to sideline
me, you don’t usually carry me along. Am I
not beautiful enough for you to take along
to the hospital?
.
Me: See your life, you don’t allow me to
finished my statement before you jumped
into conclusion, what i wanted to say is CNN
and i with you will be going to
hospital to greet abbey, woman be calm.
.
Cnn: Even if he wants to sideline you I will
never agree with him, so my dear we are
going together
.
Christabel: Thank you jare Baba oko mi (my
in-law) I know you’ll be by my side
.
Cnn: Sure, money first woman followed
.
Me/christabel: laughed .
Me: ***Faced cnn*** when are we going
.
Cnn: I think we should be on our way now
.
Christabel: No, you just eat and you need to
rest a bit before we can be going (Piercing
pimples on my face)
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30 MINUTES LATER
.
On our way to hospital, the three of us
engaged in chatting like old pals, we were
discussing random topics, we were about to
reached hospital gate when cnn phone rang
he picked the call and talked like 1min, he
faced us after the call
.
Cnn: we’ll not stay too long in this
hospital o
.
Me: What happened
.
Cnn: Tola called me
.
Me: Haaa its been long I saw her
.
Cnn: she said she is on her way to my house
.
Christabel: Hmmm who’s tola ooo
.
Cnn: My little Mum
.
Christabel: Woow can’t wait to meet her
.
Me: Sure you’ll very soon
.
Cnn: Don’t worry you shall know each other
soon
.
We walked into abbey ward to meet his
absence, one of the nurse told us that he
had been discharged.
The nurse kept starring at me and smile at
the same time, before I knew it she
squeezed pieces of paper in to my hand
without raising any suspicious from
Christabel/Cnn, I quietly collected the paper
and put it inside my pocket, my aim was to
check what was in it when I reached house,
without knowing that another trouble await
me..
As soon as I collected the piece of paper I
began to ponder on what the nurse is up to,
I
later concluded it was a mere likes nothing
more, without knowing what is
attached to it in the nearest future would be
calamity
.
Cnn: What’s next to do now
.
Me: Let’s go to his house
.
Cnn: I don’t think it is necessary
.
Me: its, we are determined to visit him
before we left home, why sudden change of
plan, moreover we are not too far from his
house from here
.
Christabel: Since his house isn’t that far to
here, let kukuma visit him direct from here
.
Cnn: You cannot understand, but I think
pesman should
.
Me: I don’t understand anything oo
.
Cnn: T-O-L-A
.
Me: Bad nigga, so because of her we should
neglect abbey, try to be a good friend,
maybe tomorrow is your turn who knows,
what you sow you shall reap
.
Cnn: Abeg stop saying nonsense pastor
(Kumuyi)
.
Me: Na you sabi o woman wrapper
.
Christabel: Oya let’s go and we’ll not stay too
long because i can see fire in brother cnn’s
face
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******ABBEY’S ROOM******
.
Abbey was seated at the edge of his bed
with bondage all over his head, he looks like
someone who just free from “Kuje prison”
Abuja.
Seated beside him was his controversial girl
(Grace).
Christabel hugged her as we made our way
in
.
Me: ***in jest tone*** Lesion man how are
you
.
Abbey: Pesman thanks for yesterday oo,
Grace told me everything, am very grateful
.
Cnn: Abbey Abbey thank God you survived it,
but who did this to you
.
Abbey: ***Looked at Grace and smiled***
Na one of my rival o
.
Me: One of yours rivals, how many rivals do
you have
.
Grace: Please help me ask him o, I don’t
know how many rivals he had
.
Abbey: ***(Faced Grace) no be only you can
tell
.
Christabel: Uncle abbey abeg stop all this o,
since when I knew Grace she’s straight
forward lady, she abstain double dating,
maybe uncle abbey has another enemy
except the one we are suspecting
.
Me: Grace which of your husband is behind
this?
.
Grace: The idiot isn’t my husband, but my Ex
he wanted to kill himself because I dumped
him for Abbey
.
Cnn: Thank God isn’t more than this
.
Grace: Just be looking at me oo, I will deal
with the fool beyond his imagination
.
Abbey: Cnn and pesman two of you should
be looking at your back and be very vigilant
o, Tola and Christabel Ex’s might be running
after your life too, who knows
.
Cnn: You loose, my girl doesn’t have Ex
.
Me: ***Faced Christabel*** Christabel please
answer him
.
Christabel: Uncle abbey do you want to
Hear? Am having no Ex, Grace is my witness
.
Grace: Yes o, my friend is single before she
met ogagun pesman (Ogagun mean
GENERAL, military rank, like ogagun sani
abacha, (General sani abacha) ogagun
obasanjo, (General obasanjo) ogagun
behavior (General buhari)…..) All of us
bursted into laughter, the kind of
laugh that lasted for almost 4min.
Cnn put his phone to his ear and he was
saying OK, no problem, am on my way, deep
down in me, I knew he was making fake
calls he want us to leave on time so his
visitor will meet him at home
.
Cnn: Abbey stay strong please, we re ready
to leave, we just here to say hi to you, we
are still coming back to check on you
.
Abbey: You guys supposed not to come
when you know you know you won’t
stay for an hour here with me, what is
the essence of your coming here self?
.
Me: It is not what you’re talking Abbey, we
are here to keep you company, even we
have firstly checked you in the hospital
without knowing you are have been
discharged
.
Christabel: It is true uncle abbey beside
someone is waiting for brother cnn at
home, that’s why we’re in hurry we’ll visit
you again very soon sir
.
Grace: Thanks for your time “Ako ni fi iru re
Gba o” (We shall not repay you with the
same)
.
All of us: Amen
———
We exited his room, Cnn headed to his
house while I retired to Christabel house, I
stayed more than four hours with her, we
engage in romantic affairs, we kissed,
s----d, smooched and having three (3)
rounds of s-x before I left her house around
4:30pm i barely entered my room when my
phone voiced out, I checked the screen the
caller was “Jameelah” the girl I met at Grace
birthday, I picked without extravagant of a
Time
.
Me: Hello Jameelah
.
Jameelah: Hi pesman, how are you
.
Me: Am fine and you
.
Jameelah: Am OK, where are you
.
Me: At home
.
Jameelah: Haaa pesman life is not like this
nah
.
Me: What happened
.
Jameelah: Don’t i called you in the morning?
.
Me: Sure you did, any problem with that
.
Jameelah: Have you forgotten your promise
.
Me: ***Promised? I couldn’t remembered
my promise to her*** Did I promise you
.
Jameelah: Yes of course
.
Me: Bad me, am sorry I have small memory, I
do forget things easily please remind me
.
Jameelah: Really
.
Me: Walahi (Swear in the name of God)
.
Jameelah: Ok o, you said you’ll called me
when you’re returning back home, now
you’re at home and I don’t see your call
.
Me: Yankuri (sorry) I forgot and I don’t have
much airtime on my phone please forgive
.
Jameelah: No problem, but pesman please I
want to see you
.
Me: No problem about that
.
Jameelah: Time has gone now what of
tomorrow?
.
Me: Am going nowhere tomorrow
.
Jameelah: What time
.
Me: Time is belong to almighty Allah, let leave
everything for him to decide, what I believe
is we shall see tomorrow
.
Jameelah: No problem, Take good care of
yourself for me
.
Me: Karianih (It is a lie) why you? What of my
Bae
.
Jameelah: Pesman don’t hurt me with your
words bye ***hangs up***
.
This Jameelah of a girl is so funny, she
wanted to see me, what for? All I have to do
now is to be waiting patiently for tomorrow
to come, when she visits tomorrow I will
know what she wants to discussed with me.
Sms tone of my phone brought my thinking
to halt, The content of message was
“7235234……. MTN airtime please manage it
for me pesman thanks Jameelah care”
I loaded the card, I was surprised to see
“The recharge card of 1,500 was successful,
in no time I dialed her number
.
Me: Hello queen
.
Jameelah: You called
.
Me: Yeah, I saw your text
.
Jameelah: Is that why you’re calling
.
Me: Yeah just want to be grateful, thanks a
lot
.
Jameelah: It’s nothing man, and It’s no need
to
be calling for, don’t waste the airtime please
bye she hangs up.
Wonder shall never end my life is now
meaningful, free food and p---y from
Christabel, free airtime from Jameelah, I
should be expecting something like Milo and
milk from Dupe and free treatment from the
nurse I met today, thought I don’t know her
name yet, that shouldn’t be a problem I will
call
her before I sleep tonight
.
Later in the evening
A knock sounded on my door when am
about to doze off, yes come in I said, I
wasn’t surprised to see Dupe I knew she
would definitely come, she walked in with
fire in her eye she seated on my bed and
faced me
.
Dupe: What are you doing in madam hadiza
house in the afternoon?
.
Me: Is that your greeting, you just walked in
without even saying simple hello to me
.
Dupe: I demand explanation not silly prank
of yours
.
Me: Explanation on what I know nothing
about
.
Dupe: Pesman you know a lot about this, tell
me now or I end this relationship
.
Me: What do you want me to tell you?
.
Dupe: What you’re doing in madam hadiza’s
house?
.
Me: You mean your boss
.
Dupe: Yes my Boss
.
Me: Listening to me baby, you are the one
telling me about her, you are the one
whoknows her, I don’t know your Boss, I
haven’t set my eye on her before (I lied)
.
Dupe: You don’t know madam hadiza the
owner of supermarket am working
.
Me: Yes I don’t know her
.
Dupe: Hmmmm OK where are you this
morning at exactly 11am
.
Me: ***Lying cannot save me here o, I have
to come up with something confusing***
Brother Joseph plumber and I went to one
woman house, the woman called him to
come and fixed something in her toilet,
since I was doing nothing at home I use the
opportunity to follow him
.
Dupe: What is the name of that woman
.
Me: How would I know, only if I call brother
Joseph ***brought out my phone, acting
like I want to call him***
.
Dupe: No need for that, I know I never failed
if I see something
.
Me: What do you see?
.
Dupe: I slept in the store this morning when
I saw you in my dream, you’re with madam
hadiza in her sitting room playing love
game.
One of our supplier woke me he asked me
to go and called madam hadiza for her, I
was happy because I knew I would catch
you red handed there, but I was extremely
surprised to meet your absence, that’s why I
sent you text in the afternoon.
But pesman tell me are you with her or not
because my instincts never failed me
.
“I was totally pinned to thigh Corner, lying
to her could make this matter worse, I
closed my eyes as I prayed for God
knowledge to answer Dupe cumbersome
questions
To be continued..
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Episode 13
Continues..
******THE PROPHETIC DUPE******
.
I have totally put myself in a big mess, how
am I going to defend myself in front of
Dupe now, I have to come up with
something confusingly than what have been
telling her before
.
Dupe: Talk to me pesman
.
Me: Actually am with woman i told you
about around 11am but I don’t know her
name neither do I know her
.
Dupe: Pesman you know nothing last
forever, I made up my mind to end this
relationship with you, I don’t know what
come over me to take it easy with you
.
Me: You have to take it easy with me love,
because am telling you nothing but pure
truth
.
Dupe: It shows on your face, all what you
have been hiding will soon reveal itself as
times goes on. My only fear is that I don’t
know what future holds for me with you,
Despite the fact that I love you with my
whole heart, but you’re treating me like a
slave (Crying)
.
Me: ***Moved closed to her and hug her***
you’re reproaching me of what I knew
nothing about but there’s no problem about
that, what matter most is the love we have
for each other (I raised up her head, I
looked straight into her eyes with full love in
my eyes, I made her totally confused) I love
you with my life modupeola.
What followed was a hot kisses, the kiss led
to romance, the romance lasted for almost
30minutes before it got to penetration level,
Dupe was fully ready for my d–k. But she
was disappointed because I denied her s-x
not intentionally thou, but my sexual huge
had been taking care of in the afternoon by
Christabel, Dupe was so hurt and voice out
.
Dupe: What happen pesman I want to feel
you
.
Me: Just that am not in the mood and
something is bothering my mind
.
Dupe: ***sit up *** What is it dear please
tell me
.
Me: What happened is that I want to register
for coming jamb, even am planning to
register it tomorrow morning
.
Dupe: so jamb is what is bothering your
mind
.
Me: Not like that, it’s been long I read my
book to pass the jamb is what am scaring of
.
Dupe: Don’t worry about that pesman just
go and register the jamb, a day to the exam
I will give you all the answers to all the
subjects of yours choices, I could
remembered my brother scored 350 in last
jamb
.
Me: ***Surprised*** 350 how come, the
guy must be extraordinary brainy
.
Dupe: See you, I gave him answer a day to
the exam and he passed
.
Me: So you can prophesier the answer?
.
Dupe: Yeah I did it last year and am ready to
do it for you this year
.
Me: Woow thank dear, that mean I will be
among the jamb best students this year
with your help no need to read again
.
Dupe: Yes dear, I love you
.
Me: Love you most ***Kissed her*** The
kiss brought back the lost passion in us,
Dupe was moaning under my warmth
mouth
.
Dupe: Pesman give it to me please
.
Me: I wish I could but
.
Dupe: But what, please give it to me.
.
Me: Am not with any protection here
.
Dupe: Protection like what?
.
Me: Condom
.
Dupe: Pesman give it to me raw, am not
infected with any viruses
.
Me: Yes I know you are not, but am not
ready to become a father
.
Dupe: You have point dear what do we do
now
.
Me: Do you have any protection with you
there
.
Dupe: like
.
Me: ***Innocent girl*** Anti pregnancy pill
.
Dupe: I don’t use any pills, can you prescribe
for me.
.
Me: Yeah, you can go for postinor (Note: I
didn’t prescribed postinor for you ladies as
anti pregnancy pill, thought it works perfect
but it side effects can damage womb, kindly
stop using it if you have been using it
before.
It was the name of anti pregnancy pill that
came into my dirty mind by the time am
writing this particular episode)
.
Dupe: Thank you, I will go for it tomorrow
then
.
Me: Don’t forget your promise about my
coming jamb o
.
Dupe: ***wore back her clothes*** don’t
worry about that
.
Me: Thanks
.
Dupe: Pesman
.
Me: yeah
.
Dupe: I have something important to tell you
.
Me: Am listening
.
Dupe: And I want you to believe me on this
.
Me: OK I will
.
Dupe: Pesman stay off cnn for a while,
something bad might happened to you
through him
.
Me: ***Fear*** What’s going to happen this
time around
.
Dupe: I don’t know, just staying off him for
a while
.
Me: Like how long
.
Dupe: Don’t know, just try to avoid
him, and don’t tell him anything
.
Me: OK dear I will do as you say
.
Dupe: It’s time to go home see you after
work tomorrow (I See her off)
.
Immediately I entered my room I began to
fear. my mind is full of unsaid words
“what is going to happen to cnn”
“dupe said I should stay off him”
“she said further than I should not tell him
anything”
“cnn is the only confidant I have”
“I pray nothing bad happens to my dear
friend”
“Should I tell him”
“pesman don’t try it, if you try it Dupe would
not tell you anything again”
What can I do to cool off my spirits now, I
remembered the nurse I met in hospital in
the afternoon, I brought out my phone and
dialled her number she picked instantly as if
she has been expecting my call for a while
.
Me: Hello beautiful nurse
.
Nurse: ***With sexy voice*** hello who am
I on to
.
Me: Guess who it can be
.
Nurse: Am not good at guessing, kindly
reveal your identity or I hang up the call, am
not in mood for prank of yours
.
Me: OK this is pesman
.
Nurse: OK o Mr pesman, what can I do for
you
.
Me: I thought you need my help most
.
Nurse: Please don’t threaten me, who are
you
.
Me: You’ve been scared
.
Nurse: Why should I, am just curious to your
identity
.
Me: Ok this is the guy you gave pieces of
paper which contains your number at you
clinic in the afternoon guess you
remembered
.
Nurse: Oh! Handsome man, so your name is
Pesman
.
Me: Yes my nickname
.
Nurse: What of real name
.
Me: Kunle
.
Nurse: Adekunle, nice name
.
Me: Thank you, what of you
.
Nurse: My name is Titilayo
.
Me: Woow nurse titi
.
Nurse Titi: I love the way you call my name
“Nurse Titi”
.
Me: I also love that name, it remind me of
one comedy series I watched years back,
nurse Titi was my favorite character in that
movie
.
Nurse Titi: What’s the title of the series
.
Me: clinic matter, very funny series
.
Nurse Titi: I knew it’s clinic matter
.
Me: You also watching it
.
Nurse Titi: Yeah but biliki was my favorite
character
.
Me: True i also love biliki, I love the way she
speaks pidgin and Yoruba very funny
.
Nurse Titi: That’s what makes me love her
too
.
Me: so, why did you give your number to
me
.
Nurse Titi: I Just like you on first sight and I
think we can work together
.
Me: But am not a doctor nah, why working
with you nurse
.
Nurse Titi: I think we can be friends
.
Me: Yes we can, save my number o
.
Nurse Titi: Thank you Pes, nice meeting you
.
Me: The pleasure is mine, good night
.
Nurse Titi: Sleep tight bye ***Hang up***
.
This nurse Titi is kinda funny and fun to be
with, I pray she becomes good friend of
mine
I called madam hadiza after speaking with
nurse Titi
.
Me: Hello
.
Madam hadiza: Hi love, how are you doing
.
Me: Am fine, how today’s work
.
Madam hadiza: Fine dear, where are you
.
Me: In my room about to sleep
.
Madam hadiza: That’s good, and thanks for
today’s visit
.
Me: Welcome, peslady
.
Madam hadiza: Hmmmm pesman you always
put smile on my face
.
Me: ***smile***
.
Madam hadiza: But have been expecting
your call since 7pm, I would have called you
but I don’t want to be too forward
.
Me: Thought i promised to call you before i
sleep
.
Madam hadiza: Yes, that’s why I didn’t
bother myself to call you again
.
Me: It ok peslady
.
Madam hadiza: So how far about our
discussion
.
Me: Our discussion
.
Madam hadiza: Yes what we discussed in
the afternoon
.
Me: ok the reply I promised to give you on
phone
.
Madam hadiza: Yes, can you please tell me
now
.
Me: What is there is that
.
Madam hadiza: pesman please don’t break
My heart
.
Me: Am ready to Take your offer
.
Madam hadiza: Pesman tell me it’s a lie
.
Me: Am damm serious
.
Madam hadiza: Woow pesman I love you
.
Me: I love you too ( my phone’s screen light
went on and off it signalled me I had
another Call ***Call waiting*** I checked the
screen the caller was cnn, I will call him back
after this Call)
.
Madam hadiza: This Calls for celebration, I
will
take you out tomorrow for lunch by 4pm,
deal?
.
Me: Yes
.
Madam hadiza: Thank my love
.
Me: Thanks dear, get to go now bye
***Hangs up***
.
I barely hanged up when cnn call came in
again
.
Me: Mr cnn
.
Cnn: ***With fright in his voice*** Pesman
.
Me: Guy what happened your voice is
somehow
.
Cnn: Pesman there’s a big trouble
.
Me: Abeg don’t prolonged the matter, tell me
what happened
.
Cnn: ***With shaking voice*** It is tola o
.
Me: Modaran (am doomed) what happened
to her please stop scaring me and go
straight to the point
.
Cnn: You know Tola was with me since
afternoon
.
Me: No needs of telling me that, we are
together when she called you, hope she’s
didn’t faint under you
.
Cnn: Nope she did not
.
Me: So what happened tell me
.
Cnn: I always tell her I never ready ooo
.
Me: OK
.
Cnn: After having 3 rounds of raw s-x with
her today, she brought up the ugly topic
.
Me: What is the topic is all about
.
Cnn: Pesman am totally in big mess
.
Me: I think it’s time to end this call because
you’re not ready to talk to me
.
Cnn: Don’t hang up please
.
Me: For the last time, What happened to Tola
.
Cnn: Am in trouble pesman, Tola is pregnant
.
Me: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
.
Hmmmm seriously trouble, my friend is
about to become a responsible father..
My chating continued with cnn after he told
me Tola is pregnant for him
.
Me: Cnn we are into big mess what do we
do
now
.
Cnn: Don’t know what next to do o
.
Me: What was your discussion with her
.
Cnn: She never talk to me, she said we’ll talk
about it tomorrow
.
Me: She’s sleeping in your house this night
.
Cnn: Yes
.
Me: You’ll still programme her
.
Cnn: Am not in mood for your joke, what do
we do now
.
Me: I will come to your house tomorrow
morning to talk to her
.
Cnn: I will be expecting you
.
Me: What do you suggest we do
.
Cnn: ***In low voice*** pesman i want to
confused her to get rid of the pregnancy
.
Me: omo to do abortion isn’t that easy o
.
Cnn: Have already put myself in trouble, way
out is the next
.
Me: I think I have a suggestion, I will tell you
everything tomorrow, am coming to your
house with good plan she will surely get
rid of it, Don’t worry
.
Cnn: Thanks pesman when are you coming
.
Me: Before 9am, I want to register my jamb
tomorrow as well
.
Cnn: Thank you brother goodnight
.
Me: Bye, but please don’t think about it o,
this problem has been solved already
***Hang
up***
.
“Cnn was in big mess”
“I thought we’re in it together”
“He stood by my side, when I went for
women ritual cream”
“It’s time to appreciate him”
I slept off
——————————
THE NEXT MORNING
.
I woke as early as 6am, took my bath and
robbed small out of my woman ritual cream,
put on nice outfit and ready for cnn house I
was about to walked out of my house when
my phone rang, the caller was Jameelah
.
Me: Hello good morning
.
Jameelah: Morning dear, how was your
night
.
Me: Fine and yours
.
Jameelah: Splendid
.
Me: Good
.
Jameelah: When are we seeing
.
Me: Today
.
Jameelah: I know, am asking of particular
time, we should fix a time and venue
.
Me: ***Recalled my schedule for today. Cnn
visitation, jamb registration, lunch with
madam hadiza*** Erm erm, what of tonight
.
Jameelah: specific time
.
Me: 6pm is it OK by you
.
Jameelah: Yes it is
.
Me: Ok no lele
.
Jameelah: Don’t disappoint me o
.
Me: Sure I will not
.
Jameelah: alright pesman bye
.
Me: Bye ***Hang up***
.
I think you guys should understand my
feelings and how I felt this moment, am a
young man of a 24years old without any
tangible work, am yet to register for jamb
talk less of gaining admission into
university.
Instead of thinking and focus on my future
what occupied my dirty mind was issue of
women, how to get under their skirts,
Imagine a situation whereby at Age of 24
you don’t have any companion it’s very
spurious.
That’s what led me to women ritual, now
am having more than enough girls, and I
don’t have peace of mind, Even all this ladies
are not allowing me to have time for myself,
to plan for my future and to know what
future holds for me, instead of talking to
myself, I see myself as most successful guy
on earth,
the most achiever guy on earth because I
had more girlfriends that all of my so called
friends, the fake friends of mine, the friends
that cannot advise you, the friends that
cannot put your foot on the right path.
.
I knocked on cnn door. He opened it for me
with soggy on his face, he seated on his bed
after he opened the door for me, Tola was
on bed lieing on floor, Cnn woke her
.
Cnn: ***Tapping Tola*** Stand up dear
pesman is here
.
Tola: ***Yawning*** Good morning brother
Pesman
.
Me: Morning dear, how are you and how
was your night?
.
Tola: Fine sir ***Sit properly***
.
Me: ***sitting on the bed*** So am here,
what’s happening
.
Cnn: Thought have explained everything to
you yesternight
.
Me: Is that all
.
Cnn: Yes that’s all, what next to do now is
way forward
.
Me: ***Faced Tola*** Dear what do you
have to say about this
.
Tola: Brother pesman have talked to your
friend about it already and that’s my final
say, nobody can change my mind because it
has already been made up
.
Me: But he didn’t tell me anything of your
decisions
.
Cnn: That’s why I said you should come here
maybe you can help me talk to her, she’s not
ready to do what I suggested we do
.
Me: What do you Suggest?
.
Cnn: I told her to get rid of it
.
Me: ***Shouted Abortion***
.
Cnn: Yes or what do you think?
.
Me: What I hate most is abortion, it’s a sin in
front of our God, I don’t think it’s good idea
(signalled to cnn not to worry about my
words ,I was trying to confused her to get
rid of the pregnancy, but I firstly want to
support her decision, so she can be totally
confused by my words)
.
Tola: Thank you o pesman, I don’t know
you reasoned with me
.
Me: Don’t mind him my dear, what do you
think we do now
.
Tola: Nothing am keeping the baby
.
Me: Woow, that’s good idea
.
Cnn: ***panic, he was looking me with
surprised eyes***
.
Tola: I pray the baby is a boy
.
Me: But are you ready to become a mother,
and do you have what it takes to become a
mother?
.
Tola: What will i do, I have to accept my
faith
.
Cnn: ***cuts in*** But……
.
Me: ***cuts in*** Don’t say a thing, did I call
you into this?
.
Cnn: Am sorry o
.
Me: Better ***Faced Tola*** Thank God
you’re ready, but do you think cnn is ready
as well?
.
Tola: I don’t care
.
Me: Come to think Of it, Cnn and i are jobless,
even to feed ourselves is a problem, how
easy do you think it would be for him to
take good care of you and the pregnancy,
have
you ever think of that?
.
Tola: ***silence***
.
Me: Do you even realize the kind of life we’re
living here is not a good one, imagine
having
your first son in one single room apartment,
imagine having your first son out of
wedlock, imagine having your first son first
son for a man who’s yet to put ring into
your finger, imagine having your first son
for whom your parents knows not?
,imagine having your first son for someone
who haven’t proposed to you talk less of
paying your bride price, don’t you think of
marriage?
Do you want all your friends to be making
jest of you? Do you want your topic to be
discussing on social media by your friends
.
Tola: ***crying*** it OK pesman, I have also
think of all this, but I cannot put my life on
line because I don’t want people to make
jest of me, pesman let them abuse me, let
them opprobrium me, am fully ready
.
Me: You have a point dear, but do you think
cnn can cater for you and pregnancy, I think
you have to think twice, I think you have to
think about the future of the unborn baby.
do you want your child to brought up in this
sordid area, Don’t you want your child to
have a brighter future?
.
Cnn: ***wink at me***
.
Tola: ***Still crying*** what do you suggest
i do now
.
Me: I have female friend (nurse) I think she
will help out
.
Tola: You want me to do the abortion?
.
Me: It will be successful one, don’t worry
.
Tola: Am scared
.
Me: Don’t be scared, nothing bad will
happened
.
Tola: Uncle pesman I don’t want to die
young
.
Me: Stop saying that, you shall not die but
live, Don’t worry the nurse am talking about
is a professional, you have nothing to fear
.
Cnn: ***moved closed to Tola and caress her
shoulder***
.
Tola: ***Flings away his hand*** Don’t
touch me if you don’t want trouble
.
Cnn: Am sorry Tola, it’s not my fault
.
Tola: ***With angry face*** stop saying
nonsense “mujeeb” whose fault is it?
.
Me: Calm down Tola, all this will soon
be brought to halt, there’s no problem
without
its remedy, God created people to be solving
problems, this current problem will be
solved in the couple of a day, don’t say bad
things to yourself
.
Tola: Thank you sir
.
Cnn: Please call the nurse
.
I dialed her number she picked
.
Nurse Titi: Hello pesman
.
Me: Hi nurse Titi
.
Nurse Titi: How are you doing
.
Me: Am fine, where you?
.
Nurse Titi: Check your time
.
Me: 8:42am
.
Nurse Titi: So, where am I suppose to be by
now
.
Me: clinic
.
Nurse Titi: Good that’s where I am
.
Me: Cool how work
.
Nurse Titi: fine o, and how was your night
.
Me: Fine dear how clinic
.
Nurse Titi: Very cool and your house too
.
Me: Cool as well, what of nurse Theresa and
biliki
.
Nurse Titi: Lolzzz, we don’t have them here,
we have only nurse Titi .
Me: Laugh, let be serious
.
Nurse Titi: OK, am all ear
.
Me: Please I need your help
.
Nurse Titi: on what, if it’s within my reach I
will do it for you
.
Me: Guess you guys are doing abortion in
your clinic?
.
Nurse Titi: Yes of course, we do it perfect
without any side effects, pesman your wife
is pregnant
.
Me: No a friend of mine
.
Nurse Titi: OK o
.
Me: When should i come?
.
Nurse Titi: I will call you when am less busy
.
Me: OK bye ***Hang up***
.
I called the nurse and explained everything
to her without knowing that what we’re
about to do will backfire and I would be the
scapegoat, I couldn’t believed am going to
suffering for the crime I didn’t committed,
thought cnn is my main man, but I don’t
deserve to be punished because of him.
What happened next after the abortion is
nothing to write home about
.
To be continued

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