Friday, 27 October 2017

THE PROGNOSTICATOR Episode 10 & 11

Continues..
I rapidly brought out my phone and rang
cnn he picked on
second rings
After all he was the architect of this saga
He was the one took me to Fayemi
“Babalawo”
He was the one who created this problem
and he must
solve it
.
Cnn :Hello who is this?
.
Me: Guy forget that thing
.
Cnn: I say who am i speaking with?
.
Me: Abeg talk to me
.
Cnn: So you still have my phone number?
.
Me: Before nko?
.
Cnn: I thought you had found a new friend
no need of
talking to me anymore
.
Me: Guy it was only yesterday I don’t hear
from you
.
Cnn: I thought you have deleted my digits
out of your phone
.
Me: Why would i do that?
.
Cnn: Who knows
.
Me: Let’s be serious
.
Cnn: You called
.
Me: Yeah boss, I need your help on one
issue that keep
bothering my mind
.
Cnn: Am now your boss if you wants to talk
to me, just
come to my house
hangs up
.
Cnn must be mad o
he said I should come over to his house
before i can
speak with him
What would be his attitude if he became 9ja
presido?
Igara re ti poju (He form too much
Well not his fault am the seekers of advice
I will unfriend him after he solved this
problem
.
The ringtone of my phone brought me back
to live, I looked
at the screen it was unsaved number
.
Me: Hello who is this?
.
Voice: Lady voice pesman how are you
doing?
.
Me: Am doing good, please who is this?
.
Voice: Hmmm pesman that’s how we
normally treats people
who’s not important in our life
.
Me: What do you mean?
.
Voice: You forget me so soon
.
Me: I am sorry ,please tell me more about
yourself
.
Voice: Jameelah
.
Me: Jameelah am hearing that name for the
first time
.
Voice: Hmmm pesman, Jameelah the girl you
met at Grace
birthday yesterday
.
Me: Remembered Oh Jameelah the
princess of Zaria
.
Jameelah: Laugh Funny you, Yah Yah
(How are you )
.
Me: Lafia (Fine)
.
Jameelah: why don’t you saved my number?
.
Me: You saved it yourself yesternight
.
Jameelah: Sorry I call with my other line
.
Me: I don’t know when you left the party last
night
.
Jameelah: It because of what happened
yesterday at the party,
pesman I nearly ran into moving vehicle, I
was so scared
.
Me: Sorry dear
.
Jameelah: Thanks, where are you?
.
Me: sense danger With friends
.
Jameelah: Early this morning
.
Me: Abi nah Wetin man go do
.
Jameelah: I think you are at home
.
Me: nope
.
Jameelah: When are you returning home?
.
Me: Don’t know yet, am going somewhere
.
Jameelah: We have to talk, i need to see you
.
Me: Hope no problem?
.
Jameelah: Not really, but i have something
important to share
with you
.
Me: its patenic with money?
.
Jameelah: Can’t you talk without involving
money
.
Me: Owo ni koko (Money is most important)
.
Jameelah: Badamuh (No problem) so when
are we seeing?
.
Me: Anytime am available
.
Jameelah: You will ?
.
Me: Hollar at you
.
Jameelah: Do i have your words?
.
Me: Yes you do
.
Jameelah: Later then bye, hmm before you
hang up don’t forget
to save this number ooo
.
Me: Sure I will
.
Jameelah: Bye
.
Me: Bye
Hangs up
.
Another delima
Jameelah again
What she has to say?
Seems she had falling victims of my
woman ritual cream
I just rubbed this cream twice
And I had two girls in my custody
Dupe and Christabel, Jameelah wants to
join the race
I think it’s right time to stop using this
cream
If care isn’t taking, I would have more
than Dozens
girls around
No girlfriend no problem
The higher your have the higher your
problems
.
My phone rang for the second time in
30minutes, I looked
at the screen it was Christabel
.
Me: Hello bae
.
Christabel: Peslove, how are you?
.
Me: I am fine and you
.
Christabel: Also fine, Where are you
.
Me: On my way to where i told you
.
Christabel: Success is urs dear, you shall be
favored
.
Me: Amen thanks
.
Christabel: Just to check on you
.
Me: Woow, wonderful you, you are the best
dear
.
Christabel: When are you coming back
.
Me: Don’t know yet
.
Christabel: Kindly branch at my house when
coming
.
Me: OK dear, I will
.
Christabel: What was your favorite meal
.
Me: You wanna prepare for me
.
Christabel: Yeah love
.
Me: But I don’t drop any money behind
.
Christabel: You shouldn’t worry about that
it’s my
responsibility to take good care of you
.
Me: Hmmmm
.
Christabel: You don’t know your position in
my heart, I love
you pesman
.
Me: Woow Love you more dear, just cook
anything you
want
.
Christabel: OK dear Can’t wait to see your
handsome face
.
Me: Missing your beautiful face already
.
Christabel: Pesman you are the best
.
Me: Likewise you, bye
.
Christabel: Bye
Hanged up
.
Seems Christabel wants to be more caring
than Dupe
Dupe hasn’t for once cooked for me
Christabel is going to cook for me now
I will visit her later in the day
Seems am in love with her
All thanks to fayemi
The man behind my women markets
————————————————————
——————
AN HOUR LATER CNN
ROOM
.
I sipped out of viju milk he was drinking, he
was sited on
bed playing game on his phone, with full
smile on his face, I
see you today pesman he said to me
without looking my
direction.
.
Me: Guy no be only yesterday we don’t see
.
Cnn: Where went you yesterday?
.
Me: Grace birthday
.
Cnn: Oh! That bae birthday
.
Me: Sorry for not calling you along
.
Cnn: No need for that, I wasn’t at home
yesterday too
.
Me: Where you slept
.
Cnn: Tola’s house
.
Me: Program season
.
Cnn: I enjoyed that thing
.
Me: Good of you
.
Cnn: I see you any problem
.
Me: Not really just need to consult you
before running into
one
.
Cnn: I am listening
.
Me: First of all, I have found out who peslady
was
.
Cnn: Tell me who is she please
.
Me: Actually I haven’t meet her in person,
but she called me
to come to her office this morning
.
Cnn: Good news, what are you waiting for
go then
.
Me: There’s a problem
.
Cnn: What happened
.
Me: Dupe told me last two days that she was
offered a
job of sale girl in one big supermarket that
just opened in
town
.
Cnn: Go straight to the point
.
Me: Guy listen, that’s where problem is. The
same woman
that offered Dupe a job was the Same
woman that has
been disturbing me for so long
.
Cnn: Surprised you mean
peslady was
the one offered Dupe a job?
.
Me: Yes
.
Cnn: Tell me it’s a lie
.
Me: I am serious
.
Cnn: Ahhh pesman you have to be careful
with two of them
.
Me: Now Dupe called me this morning, she
told me she will
resume work in that supermarket this
morning and she has
gone
.
Cnn: You mean Dupe has started working
under that
woman
.
Me: Yes she has
.
Cnn: Oga ooo
.
Me: The main problem now is that Madam
hadiza invited
me to meet her in her supermarket this
morning by 10am and
Dupe was there in supermarket, you know if
i go
Dupe will surely suspecting me. That’s the
area I need your
help
.
Cnn: And you are panic?
.
Me: it worth it Bro
.
Cnn: It very simple
.
Me: What do I do
.
Cnn: Firstly she was the one invited you, she
loves you
already, just call her now and tell her you
can only meet in her
house not in the supermarket, because
people may not let her
have fully attention for you
.
Me: And you think it will work out
.
Cnn: Act like a man, Don’t disrespect yourself
in front
of a woman, be bold
.
Me: OK Bro, I will call her right now
.
Cnn: According to my perspective, that
woman ready to do
anything for you, just be playing along with
her
.
Me: I will not disappoint you
.
Cnn: Better, and you should act busy when
with her, so she
wouldn’t think low of you
.
Me: Hmmmm
.
Cnn: Keep telling her you are going
somewhere, so she can
see you as responsible man
.
Me: OK Boss
.
Cnn: And one more thing
.
Me: I am listening sir
.
Cnn: To be on saver side, you know only safe
way is the
right way
.
Me: Yes sir
.
Cnn: Set your phone on recording while
convers with her
.
Me: Because?
.
Cnn: For security reason pesman, and you
should keep your
phone secured for reference purpose, and
you should not let
her know you were recording her voice
.
Me: Brilliant you Bro, I will act as directed sir
My phone rang that moment it was
Dupe, I
looked at Cnn, should I pick or not? The
prognosticator
had found out again
My phone rang for the second time, I was
shaking like jelly
fish.
“I wasn’t ready for Dupe predicament”
“No doubt she had found out am meeting
with madam
Hadiza”
“And this bea love me o”
“I also love her’
Nothing will happen jare, I summoned
courage to pick the call
after third rings
.
Me: Hello
.
Dupe: Where do you keep your phone?
.
Me: I was in toilet when you called (I lied )
.
Dupe : I thought as much
.
Me: Absolutely
.
Dupe : Better
.
Me: You called
.
Dupe : Do I not entitled to call my man?
.
Me: Sure you are, and you can
anytime,anywhere,anyday you
like
.
Dupe : So why questioning?
.
Me: I thought we have talked today.
.
Dupe : And so?
.
Me: Am sorry
.
Dupe : Where are you?
.
Me: With cnn
.
Dupe : say me well to him
.
Me: Delivered
.
Dupe : Have you eaten?
.
Me: Yes, how work?
.
Dupe: Fine
.
Me: Hope its not too stressful?
.
Dupe: Not yet, you know we just opened,
people are yet to
be patronise us
.
Me: They are coming
.
Dupe: We believed, so where are you
planning to go now?
.
Me: Am going nowhere .
Dupe: Peslier
.
Me: Itumo (Meaning)
.
Dupe:Tell me, where are you planning to go?
.
Me:Oh! I remembered CNN and I wants to go
and greet
Abby in hospital
.
Dupe: Perfect, but you haven’t talked yet
.
Me: That’s all baby
.
Dupe: Hmmm pesman I just want you to
know that kosi
ohun ti opamo labe orun (There is no
secrets under the
sun)
.
Me: I don’t understand
.
Dupe: You will not, pesman I will Call you
back get
customers to attend to now
***Hangs up***
.
“I knew it”
“I know she had found out”
“Aje omo (witch)”
“You cannot kill me”
“I will visit madam hadiza and nothing
would happened”
.
Cnn: *** Faced me*** Dupe called you?
.
Me: Yes
.
Cnn: Have been suspecting that girl, she was
Posses
under evils sprites, she always called you
whenever you are
about to embark on any mission
.
Me: She is not posessed Bro, its coincidence
.
Cnn: If you say so, ogbeni call madam hadiza
jor
.
Me: OK sir ***Dialed her number, she picked
on fourth
rings***
.
Madam hadiza: Hi love
.
Me: Hi
.
Madam hadiza: How are you doing?
.
Me: Am doing great
.
Madam hadiza: Are you on the way?
.
Me: No am not
.
Madam hadiza: ***With disappointed
voice*** pesman
but why? Have been expecting you here for
the past
30minute
.
Me: I will soon be on my way, but on one
condition
.
Madam hadiza: what condition is that?
.
Me: ***Looked at cnn, he signalled me to
voice out***
we will meet in your house not in
Supermarket
.
Madam hadiza: why do you preferred my
house?
.
Me: You know in supermarket, you might
have a lots of
customers to attend to, I don’t think you
would have proper
time for me, and we have a lots to discuss,
have been longing
for this for so long
.
Madam hadiza: pesman tell me it’s a lie
.
Me: Am serious, can’t wait to see you
.
Madam hadiza: Woow that’s great, What do
you suggest
we do now?
.
Me: To meet in your house, can we?
.
Madam hadiza: Your wish is my command,
you have My
word pesman
.
Me: That’s amazed, sent address
.
Madam hadiza: Sure I will, as soon as I
hanged up this
call
.
Me: Yeah
.
Madam hadiza: What do you care for?
.
Me: Don’t tell me you are not fasting?
.
Madam hadiza: pesman we ain’t in the
month of Ramadan
.
Me: Thought you are a Muslim?
.
Madam hadiza: Yeah I am from kaduna
.
Me: You have to fast today then
.
Madam hadiza: Because?
.
Me: Today is Monday
.
Madam hadiza: Allah Akbar (God is great)
Monday
and Thursday fasting?
.
Me: Yes you know its sunah of prophet
Muhammad (S.
W. A) and we must follow him
.
Madam hadiza: Thanks for this dear
.
Me: *** You think am fasting? Hmmm I
wasn’t
fasting. I willingly brought that topic, so I
won’t be poisoned
in her house, you have to be very careful
when dealing with
eminent women, only God knows the
sources of their
wealth omi adagun kiki idoti (A pond filled
with dirty )*** you welcome ma .
Madam hadiza: see you soon dear
.
Me: Yeah
***Hangs up***
.
Cnn: ***Faced me *** What does she said?
.
Me: You won’t believe she agreed to meet in
her house
.
Cnn: Gba fun oga e (bow for your Boss)
.
Me: You are a good boss, your brain is active
.
Cnn: I know it would worked out
.
Me: Perfectly
.
Cnn: Yeah, now Dupe chapter has been
closed
.
Me: na so Bro, all thanks to you
.
Cnn: No be me o, Na God. That remind me
you haven’t
tell me about the birthday
.
Me: The birthday didn’t end well
.
Cnn: What happened?
.
Me: Even Abbey is in hospital as am talking
to you
.
Cnn: ***Shocked ***What happened to
Abbey?
.
Me: Bottle was smashed on his head.
.
Cnn: Yeeee by who?
.
Me: Unknown bottlemen
.
Cnn: Abbey is too stupid, he too like
arguments, so what
brings the argument?
.
Me: Its not an argument
.
Cnn: Then what led to fight?
.
Me: Its not a fight
.
Cnn: Tell me what happened then
.
Me: Abbey is the celebrant’s boyfriend
.
Cnn: Na Sandra dey do birthday?
.
Me: No na Grace, dey just meet not too long
.
Cnn: OK, go on
.
Me: We were called to front for cutting of
the cake, we
were about to cut it when I heard Gbos!
Gbos!! Gbos!!!
.
Cnn: What was that?
.
Me: Bottle was smashed on his head, he
fainted
immediately, we carried him to hospital sha
.
Cnn: Oga Ooo (it’s a pity ) Thank God I
wasn’t at
the party who knows what might be
happening to me
.
Me: According to Christabel, grace Ex was
behind it
.
Cnn: Who is Christabel?
.
Me: The girl we met at emeka boutique
.
Cnn: You have been talking with her?
.
me: We attended the party together ***A
text entered my
phone, it was madam hadiza house address
*** she had
sent the address I have to start going now
.
Cnn: Pesman use your head, don’t fall my
hand o
.
Me: Don’t worry Bro, see you soon
***Walked out
of his room***
———————————–
****** MADAM HADIZA CASTLE
******
I knocked on the gate for about five times
before one elderly
man opened it for me, The man was looking
like 59 to
62years to me, he put on a uniform, that
kind of firstbank
security uniform, with my sense of humor I
concluded he was
the house gate man.
He was talking to me with strong accent
Yoruba Dialect .
.
Gate man: What can I do for you?
.
Me: Good morning sir, actually am looking
for madam
hadiza
.
Gate man: From where?
.
Me: From this noble town,she gave me
appointing
.
Gate man: When?
.
Me: Have spoke with her on phone this
morning
.
Gate man: She said you should come?
.
Me: Baba eje kin wole (let me in)
.
Gate man: Madam is not around
.
Me: Pardon!
.
Gate man: She just went out not too long
.
Me: Impossible, not too long i spoke with
her
.
Gate man: Young man, better respect
yourself, I said madam
is not around
.
Me: Hey baba, no open eyes for me oo, I said
she called me
to come, you’re asking me annoying
questions here
.
Gate man: Don’t worry, you will stay long
here ***He
shut the gate on my face***
.
Me: *** Felt embarrassed that moment ***
“this man really embarrassed me”
“The whole pesman”
“This man don’t know me sha”
“Don’t worry i will soon become your oga in
this house”.
I brought out my phone to call madam
hadiza.
.
Madam hadiza: Hi love don’t you come
again?
.
Me: I was at your gate for the past an hour,
your gate man
don’t let me in
.
Madam hadiza: Haa sorry dear, he’s working
on order
.
Me: You suppose to tell him you are having
visitor
.
Madam hadiza: Sorry dear, he would let you
in now
.
Me: Too late, am on my way back home
.
Madam hadiza: why nah, please don’t do
this to me, am
deeply sorry, please turn back
.
Me: Tell your gate man to opened the gate
wide before I
reach
.
Madam hadiza: He would opened it, Thanks
dear
***Hanged up***
.
I stood at akimbo looking at the gate, 7min
later the gate
threw opened I walked in, eyed the gate
man, I walked to the
door and rang the bell.
You can come in, woman voice replied me
from inside, i
opened the door and walked in.
Standing before me was a woman of about
45 to
47years of age, if I wasn’t miscalculated ,he
wore blue
gown with gold necklace on her neck, her
wrist watch and
scent of perfume coming from her was
incredible, random
thought began running on my mind
“Finally finally you are now in front of
madam hadiza”
“what’s gonna happen now”
“This woman is very rich o”
“Omo see house”
“See the living room”
“I never entered beautiful house like this in
my life o”
“This woman is beautiful o, she looks like
under 20”
“chai money good o”
“Wait o this woman no get husband ”

“What of her children(s)”
“Abi na ritualist she be”
” I Don enter am”
“make this woman no use me for ritual”
“Shey na only her and gate man dey live this
big house”
“God I dey your hand o”
“Make I no regrets coming here oo”.
Madam hadiza brought me back from the
journey of thinking
.
Madam hadiza: Hmmm **cleared throat**
.
Me: Hmmm ***I quickly set my phone on
recording as
suggested by cnn***
.
Madam hadiza: Welcome to my castle
.
Me: Thank you ma.
.
Madam hadiza: Have your sit
.
Me: ***sat down***
.
Madam hadiza: What can i offer you?
.
Me: Thought I told you am on fasting
.
Madam hadiza: That show you are
practising Muslim
.
Me: Yeah, Devoted one
.
Madam hadiza: That’s good
.
Me: Have been longing for this day to come
.
Madam hadiza: Really?
.
Me: And thanks for what you’ve been doing
in my life
.
Madam hadiza: Like?
.
Me: Paying my hospital Bill and secured my
freedom from
police custody
.
Madam hadiza: it’s nothing
.
Me: I am very grateful Ma, have been
thinking of how to
come and says thank you
.
Madam hadiza: Let Skipp that dear
.
Me: Alright, you sent for me?
.
Madam hadiza: Actually pesman, it’s been
long have been
snitches on you, anytime I see you I don’t
get myself
.
Me: ***Pretending*** What do you mean
.
Madam hadiza: I cannot hide my feelings for
you again, I
have to say it out now, pesman I want to
have you by my
side
.
Me: You want me to be working in your
supermarket right?
.
Madam hadiza: ***Moved closed to me, she
begin caress
my hand*** Not that, what I have for you is
pure and
real, and I am ready to take care of you
.
Me: But why me of all people?
.
Madam hadiza: ***Caress my hair***
pesman you
cannot know what I see in you, am in love
with you
***kisses me, Door bell rang that
moment***
.
Me: Someone is at Your door
.
Madam hadiza: Who is there?
.
Voice: ***lady voice*** me ma
.
Me: ***Send the voice in to my medulla
oblongata polarity
for scanning 10% 20% 50% 80% 100%
Result: This voice is 90% of Dupe’s voice***
.
Madam hadiza: Don’t you have a name?
.
Voice: The sale girl you employed this
morning
.
Madam hadiza: Dupe right?
.
Voice: Yes
.
Me: ***Mogbe (am doomed) Dupe finally
followed me
here, what do i do now? My secrets has
finally leaked out,
what will be my explanation to Dupe?
Pesman you are in
trouble***
.
Madam hadiza: OK am coming (Because
door was closed,
she stood up to open the door for here)
.
Me: Ermm Ermm (stammer) please can I
make use of your toilet?
To be continued
.
Episode 11
Continues..
****** DAY AND NIGHT ABOUT
TO CONVERGE ******
.
The knock sounded for the second time. I
was like pee on
my pant
.
Madam hadiza: Woman, am coming be
patient
.
Dupe: OK Ma
.
Me: ***overwhelmed*** please where your
toilet located?
.
Madam hadiza: The door behind you leads
to toilet
.
I went inside toilet to hid not to poo or pee
but for Dupe
not to see me, random thought began
running through my
complected mind.
“Dupe again”
“This girl shouldlemme be please”
“She was indeed monitoring sprit”
“She followed me everywhere”
“Where she gets her power self?”
“I wish she could see bet9ja result”
“I would have become a millionaire by now”
” But no, she couldn’t see that, only my
movements she can
monitor”
“Continue monitoring me up and down na
you sabi”
.
I moved closed to the toilet door to listen to
their
conversation, I can hear them clearly.
.
Madam hadiza: You are here, hope no
problem, you supposed
to be in supermarket by now?
.
Dupe: Yes ma, I was here to tell you that our
goods has
arrived
.
Madam hadiza: And so? Can’t you guys call
me instead
of coming here
.
Dupe: Ma, the number you left with us isn’t
connecting,
we’ve tried it several times but still not
connecting and the suppliers demand to see
you, that’s why Mr John sent me
here ma
.
Madam hadiza: OK tell them am coming
soon, please go and
monitor my shop
.
Dupe: OK Ma, when are you coming?
.
Madam hadiza: *** With harsh tone***
What is your
problem, i said am coming soon, what your
problem with
that? Now out
.
Dupe: Sorry ma *** Walked out***
.
“Dupe finally fumble sha”
“Her too know too much”
“Wetin be her own”
I walked out of toilet without using it, I
traversed back to
sitting room, madam hadiza was seated on
couch
.
Me: Why melancholy face, what is
happening?
.
Madam hadiza: Don’t mind the Yeye girl that
just left now
.
Me: *** Feigned*** who is she?
.
Madam hadiza: The girl I just employed
.
Me: Her name?
.
Madam hadiza: Dupe
.
Me: What does she wants, she supposed to
be in
supermarket
by now
.
Madam hadiza: She came here to delivered
message
.
Me: About the supermarket?
.
Madam hadiza: Yes, My goods has arrived
.
Me: Oh! That’s good, you’ll make more sales
insah Allah
.
Madam hadiza: Ameen
.
Me: That’s mean you’ve to go and see them
and observe the
goods very well, all those truck drivers are
not worth to be
trusted. They can act funny sometimes
.
Madam hadiza: You mean they are stealing?
.
Me: I don’t say so, but you must be watchful
and vigilant
with your goods
.
Madam hadiza: That’s why I need manager
badly
.
Me: Try to employ one as soon as possible,
so he can be
managing the store for you. But the person
must be
trustworthy, it is advisable to employed
someone you know
and trusted very well
.
Madam hadiza: Hmmmm
.
Me: anybody in mind?
.
Madam hadiza: Yes but am thinking of him,
Don’t know if
he would agreed or not
.
Me: Have you discussed it with him before?
.
Madam hadiza: No
.
Me: Call him nah, you’ve nothing to worry
about, highest he
would declined the offer
.
Madam hadiza: I don’t want him to decline it
.
Me: You have to convince him with
sugarcoat mouth, I believe
he would accepted
.
Madam hadiza: I pray to God to give me
courage to talk to
him
.
Me: Funny you, courage to talk to whom you
want to
employ, don’t you know you are the boss,
you are the owner
of your Money
.
Madam hadiza: No problem dear we’ll talk
about it later
.
Me: OK ma
.
Madam hadiza: Stop using ma for me, you’re
my part
.
Me: OK madam, thought you love that?
.
Madam hadiza: Nope I don’t
.
Me: What would you prefer then
.
Madam hadiza: Call me #peslady
.
Me: That reminds me
.
Madam hadiza: Enumerate it
.
Me: You always used peslady as signatory
message
.
Madam hadiza: Yeah that’s what i prefer to
be called by
you
.
Me: ***Don’t you know you too old to be
peslady?
*** Perfect I will be calling you that
.
Madam hadiza: Thank dear
.
Me: So let back to what we are discussing
before Denike
or what’s her name interrupted us
.
Madam hadiza: Dupe
.
Me: Yeah
.
Madam hadiza: Pesman what I am trying to
say is that I
love you, and i want you to be close to me
and be by my side
always
.
Me: What of your husband ?
.
Madam hadiza: Please don’t remind me of
him
.
Me: What happened?
.
Madam hadiza: *** Sob*** my husband is
no more
.
Me: ***Sympathies*** sorry dear may
almighty Allah
grant him Aljanal fredouse, and be with you
and your
children
.
Madam hadiza: Ameen
.
Me: But you supposed to remarry instead of
having affairs
with small boy like me
.
Madam hadiza: Pesman, I made vow not to
remarry again,
Afterall I had three children(s) two boys and
one girl
.
Me: Where are they
.
Madam hadiza: Only my daughter is leaving
here with me
.
Me: What of the other two boy’s
.
Madam hadiza: They’re in USA
.
Me: May almighty Allah continue protecting
them
.
Madam hadiza: Ameen
.
Me: Don’t you think your children can get
mad at you
if they eventually discovered what is going
on between us, i
don’t want them to ask for my head, you
know how US
based behaves
.
Madam hadiza: Two of them are kids of 15
and 12years
.
Me: What of their sister
.
Madam hadiza: She’s 19years now
.
Me: Where is she now
.
Madam hadiza: She’s not around now,
pesman can you
please do what I asked you for
.
Me: Actually i don’t think i can do it, beside I
have
someone am dating, where do you want me
to put her, I love
her so much I don’t want to hurt her, and i
don’t want her
to cry because of me
.
Madam hadiza: I understand you pesman, I
Don’t ask for
your hands in marriage with me, what you’ll
be doing for me
is so simple
.
Me: like
.
Madam hadiza: I will be calling you anytime I
need you by my
side, you just have to be treating me the
way I want.
I am an eminent woman in this town I don’t
want to tarnish
my image that’s why I choose someone like
You, even if people
see us together they wouldn’t think we have
something in
common, they would think you’re working
with me, pesman
please don’t turned me down ***sobs***
.
Me: Anytime I want to flirt behind my girl I
do feel
uncomfortable I don’t want to cheat on her
and I don’t want
her to cheat on me too, ohun ti ole’gba
mase se fun eniyan
(don’t do to people what you can’t endure)
.
Madam hadiza: ***sob*** how I wish my
husband is alive, I would have never
scornful myself in front
of you like this,
pesman just name whatever you want and
consider it done
.
Me: *** Have been reading, hearing,
watching about
Malaysia for so long***
“This is the opportunity of going to
Malaysia”
“Pesman why don’t you tell her you want to
go to Malaysia”
“Hmmmm pesman you are a gold digger o”
“Why are you not thinking with your head”
“Don’t let this woman see you as volition of
money”
“OK what should I requested for? ”
“You can request for a car nah”
“A car while you’re leaving in a one single
room without
chair in it”
“Don’t forget CNN advised to act busy in
front of her
.
The sms ringtone of my phone brought me
back to reality, I
brought out my phone to check the text, the
sender was nobody
but Dupe, I begin to fear that I started sweat
from head to
toe despite the fact that A. C were on, what
I’m sure of
is nobody cannot kill me than Dupe
“Pesman I know you were with madam
hadiza when I visited,
but I was extremely Surprised to met your
absence in her
sitting room, I know you were hidden
somewhere, please don’t
waste my time tell me what is going on, so I
will know my
stand in your custody” were the contents of
the message.
Dupe and her palaver, I waved her thought
out of my mind
.
Madam hadiza: Talk to me pesman
.
Me: Nothing much to say, I would like to
send my reply
through sms, I will text you before I sleep
.
Madam hadiza: Can’t wait to hear from you, I
want my
mind to be at rest
.
Me: Don’t worry peslady, I will get back to
you soon
.
Madam hadiza: I am looking forward to it
.
Me: Tell me more about your husband and
reason why you
vow not to remarry again
.
Madam hadiza: It is a long story pesman,
please don’t
refresh my wounds am yet to overcome
it
.
Me: Please try to tell Me, so I will know what
response to
give you Concerning your proposal
.
Madam hadiza: So you want to be
threatening me because
of my condition
.
Me: How would i do that, I just want to
know and to be
assure I am in safe hand
.
Madam hadiza: *** Looked at me and
cleared throat with
tear rolled from her eyes to her cheek***
pesman I was
married to Alhaji usman Dan Zaria at age of
26,
usman was very popular because he was a
politician, he loved
by everyone he was rich and wealthy,he
loves playing with
people.
Usman do treat everybody equally, he was
pure and honest,
he used to gives out to less privileged
people and he never
failed to render help to anybody whom seek.
In year 2007 usman contested for the
post of
kaduna state governor, he started his
awareness, his posters
were pasted everywhere across kaduna
state, he contested
under the platform of U.C.A party this made
him the
peoples favorite, everybody was ready to
vote him, he has gained ground than any
other candidates in
other political
parties, even some of other men who had
ambition under the
U.C.A willingly step down for him.
I was extremely happy and joyous, pesman I
was even day-
dreaming the day of election, all my aims is
to become first
lady of kaduna state without knowing I was
just be dreaming,
the dream that can never comes to reality.
***She increased the level of her crying***
pesman
13days to election usman and i were
sleeping in our
matrimonial room at exactly 1.00am in the
morning usman
suddenly shouted “WAYO ALLAH” (My God)
and he died instantly,
pesman I cried out my
eye, that put dent
to my ambition to become the first lady of
kaduna state
***continue with crying, I was even carried
away by her
crying, I felt totally dejected, I was touched
by her words that
I felt like crying with her that moment but i
held back my tear,
man must not cry***
To cut the long story short pesman after the
burial of
usman his families stand against me and my
children they
called me several names, they said I was
responsible for their
son’s death, they took over his
properties and sent
me out of his house.
But God is powerful than them, how on
earth would I killed
my beloved husband, My crown, My Joy, the
father of my
kids, They seize all our properties, all his
companies were
locked by his brother, I wasn’t entitled to his
property
anymore, but God saved me usman made
me his next of kin
of his bank account, when he was alive, I
have access to his
bank account.
After the accident I called his bank manager
Mr adamu he’s
someone I know very well we are from the
Same area in
kaduna (kabala west)
I explained everything to him he was the
one that helped me
out by Transfered part of his money to my
account, after
the transaction was done I relocated to
South West, that’s
why i was here in osun state since 2008
That’s my
story dear.
.
I felt like crying after listening to Madam
hadiza’s story
What a wicked world we lives in????
I felt like crying after listened to madam
hadiza’s story, that’s how life treating us
most of time.
.
Me: Am sorry for everything
.
Madam hadiza: It is nothing dear, Thank God
have overcome it, lets forget about it
.
Me: OK dear
.
Madam hadiza: So what are You planning to
do now?
.
Me: I don’t understand
.
Madam hadiza: I mean as in, what are your
plans now
.
Me: ***Still not understand*** To do with
what
.
Madam hadiza: Your life of course
.
Me: Oh! OK, am planning to register for
coming jamb, and starting my admission
into higher institutions
.
Madam hadiza: That’s brilliant idea, I love it,
so have you registered?
.
Me: Nope, I’m yet to, but I will soon
.
Madam hadiza: Why ? Hope it’s not about
money
.
Me: Actually its not, My mum had paid for it
.
Madam hadiza: You should registered on
time dear.
.
Me: Sure I’ll
.
Madam hadiza: I wish you best of luck
.
Me: Amen ***Remembered Cnn advice,
“Pesman act busy in front of her*** I have
to start going now see you later
.
Madam hadiza: So soon
.
Me: Am going somewhere
.
Madam hadiza: Thought you said we have a
lots to talk when you called
.
Me: yes, I think we are done
.
Madam hadiza: Nope we haven’t, we still
have some other important things to
discuss, only God knows when next am
seeing you
.
Me: Very soon ***Standing up like I was
ready to leave***
.
Madam hadiza: sit down dear
.
Me: ***Sat down***
.
Madam hadiza: Concerning the issue of
manager I discussed with you earlier
.
Me: chio, I think you have to start going to
your supermarket now, in other to monitor
your goods
.
Madam hadiza: Forget about that dear,
you’re very precious to me than any other
things
.
Me: That’s amazing But you should not
hinder
your sales because of me
.
Madam hadiza: pesman let me be
.
Me: OK ooo
.
Madam hadiza: can you be managing the
supermarket please
.
Me: ***Happy, can’t wait to become her
Supermarket manager, but my joy was cut
short when I remembered Dupe was also
her worker*** That won’t possible, I want
to pursue my education carrier first, it is
advisable to employ someone who is ready
to be working, not someone like me,
because if I eventually gain admission into
higher institution, I will leave your store, so
please try to understand me and employ
another person
.
Madam hadiza: No problem dear, but if you
still find another trustworthy person like
you that can work as manager don’t
hesitate to tell me
.
Me: No problem dear. It’s time to go home I
will call you immediately I reach home
.
Madam hadiza: OK ***She dipped her hand
in her purse, counted 10,000naira and gave
it to me***
.
Me: Thanks dear, but am not in need of
money at the moment
.
Madam hadiza: use it as transport fee
.
Me: No need for that, beside am not taking
any transport to here ***I valiantly rejected
the money***
.
Madam hadiza: Or it’s too small?
.
Me: No dear, just that am not in need of cash
***Walked out of her sitting room***
.
As soon as I stepped out of her house,
random thought being run through my
mind
“Am going to face Dupe predicament
tonight”
“Dupe is going to tear me apart”
“How will I face her”
“I think CNN should be of help”
————————————
45 MINUTES LATER CNN’S ROOM
.
I met him in his room he was sited on the
bed, while playing with his phone, only God
knows what he was doing on his phone
that made him hide it when I walked in, I
concluded he was watching p--n, because I
could see bulge in his trouser
.
Cnn: You’re back
.
Me: No o am still on my way coming (foolish
quy)
.
Cnn: so, how it went
.
Me: It went flawlessly Bro
.
Cnn: you act as directed
.
Me: Don’t you reliance your guy anymore
.
Cnn: Sure I am, oya where is it?
.
Me: ***Brought out my phone from inner
pocket, gave it to him*** here is it
.
Cnn: Where do you saved it?
.
Me: ***Collected the phone from him, and
played it for him***
.
Cnn: ***listening carefully to my
conversations with madam hadiza ***
ogbeni (mr) pesman you did a wonderful
job here, and you acted mature for declining
the money she offered you
.
Me: I will not lie you Ooo, I regrets the
money I declined, I suppose to collect the
money
.
Cnn: It will earn you pride in front of her
you might not know
.
Me: How do you mean?
.
Cnn: She will see you as responsible man not
a gold digger, she will also thinks very high
of you, she will trust you
.
Me: Really
.
Cnn: yeah, just continue playing along with
my scripts because have written it to end
.
Me: Why writing it to end it’s your business?
.
Cnn: it’s not, but as far as you are in this, am
also automatically in it with you
.
Me: So what Will be the next step to take
now
.
Cnn: Call her in the night tell her you have
agreed to be doing her wish
.
Me: That would makes me her officially
concubine
.
Cnn: It’s not concubine, two of you are not
in any marriage, concubine is for two
married couples that secretly cheated on
their marriages, you’re cheating on Dupe
while madam hadiza is cheating on her late
husband, so it’s not concubine
.
Me: But what do we called this?
.
Cnn: Just see your self as her errands boy,
and act like one so people will not suspect
of anything
.
Me: OK sir, where are you planning to go
now?
.
Cnn: Am going nowhere any problem
.
Me: I want you to accompany me to my bae
house
.
Cnn: You wants to go and meet Dupe at
work
.
Me: Nope, not Dupe
.
Cnn: What are you trying to figure out then
.
Me: Christabel asked me to come to her
house
.
Cnn: To do what
.
Me: To have lunch with her ***on hearing
“To have lunch with her” Cnn ear raised like
that of rabbits***
.
Cnn: And am feeling hungry right now,
when are we going
.
Me: What says the time
.
Cnn: Some minutes to 1pm
.
Me: OK lemme
.
Cnn: ***cuts in*** let you do what? abeg
let’s go jare
.
Me: We cannot go just like that, let me ring
her first ***Dialing her number she picked
on third rings***
.
Christabel: Hi boo
.
Me: cool, where have you keep your phone
since?
.
Christabel: Am in kitchen
.
Me: Owk dear
.
Christabel: Where are you now
.
Me: About to leave where I am
.
Christabel: Are you still coming here because
your food is almost ready
.
Me: I will be there with you in the
next 30minutes ***30minutes is too much
nah, Cnn whispered to me***
.
Christabel: I will be expecting you dear
.
Me: Am coming soon
.
Christabel: Bye
.
Me: Bye
***Hang up***
.
Cnn: You fumble Walahi
.
Me: Kini mo se (What have I do)
.
Cnn: Why 30minutes
.
Me: 30minutes is not too much
.
Cnn: You suppose tell her we are on our way
.
Me: We’ll soon be on our way OK!
.
Cnn: What she’s gonna cooking
.
Me: How would I know
.
Cnn: Think she told you
.
Me: Nope, she doesn’t
.
Me: That’s reminds me
.
Cnn: Remind you of what
.
Me: Madam hadiza discussed issues of her
supermarket manager with me, who do you
suggest he capable of that post
.
Cnn: I cannot talk now
.
Me: Because?
.
Cnn: Am hungry, I can only talk when I filled
my Tommy
.
Me: So, after eating, who would you still
suggest?
.
Cnn: Myself
.
How would you not suggested yourself omo
ale (B-----d)
.
To be continued

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