Wednesday, 11 October 2017

SOME MEN CANNOT EVEN PROPOSE


SOME MEN CANNOT EVEN PROPOSE TO SAVE THEIR LIVES! its very unfortunate.
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That's how one came today to tell me that he fell into a trance, and discovered a woman strolling towards him. At first, he wanted to run, then he discovered it was me. instantly, God spoke to him saying; " THIS IS YOUR BELOVED WIFE!"
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Thank you Mr. Discovery channel! What a lame punch line. Epic balderdash!
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See Oga, if you see a lady you want to marry, especially if you guys have been friends for a while, and you don't know what to say, just tell her you like and admire her. Explain how you've been observing her closely and would want to take the friendship to another level. Simple! Don't gaan be telling her you were directed by a voice, or God sent you.
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Be plain, clear and straight forward like a stick of cigarette!
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As a matter of fact, I consider all those who approach ladies with the "God sent me to you" line, as LIARS! Chronic ones!
Which God? Is it the one that said
"HE THAT FINDS A WIFE...." in that your bible?
Edakun o!
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Be clear and concise! Don't use God's name to be speaking big grammar. Stop embarrassing your local government in the name of whatever deity you serve mbok!
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The annoying part is that some of you after reading this post, will still prefer to be walking around with "that lady". Following her upandan! You won't summon courage and talk to her like someone that drank enough breast milk at birth. Rather, you will just be getting angry whenever she says ordinary "HI" to other guys. Oya propose na. MBA!
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Dey there o. One day you will hear that the babe is getting married to someone else, and she will send you invite to coman help serve drinks at the wedding.
Then you will carry your two strands of spaghetti legs, and run to Facebook to coman type how disloyal women are . Ogbeni Look ehn, your phone will just burn Aswear!
# PEN

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