Wednesday, 25 October 2017

Random Jokes

1– *Fact*
Do u knw dat men ar d best
cook….. Imagine
wit just two egg and one hot
dog wit a little bit of
milk can make a woman full 4
nine month.
*Wisdom will not kill me*
2- *I paid a dear friend a visit.
His wife served us supper with plenty
meat, yet their
kids had only
sliced onions n tomatoes on
their meals to
eat. After the meal, I asked my friend why
we had this
plenty meat and his kids had
none. He said
“what should I do, when they
say they won’t eat rat?*
*I’m still vomiting*
3- Its not that i can’t afford the
IPhone 7 oo,
(cheap thing) is just that i don’t
like the colour dey av.
If u can get Jollof orange colour,
cockroach
brown, banana yellow or ugwu
green… Den
we are talking business..
Hope u get wat m saying
4- Some Men are fools, how can
you pass by
me with your car and few
distance from me pick a
lady, and the car break down .
now you are
like oh bro help me push it
I’ll never, even if I swallow
the Bible as food siaaaa.
what dey pain me be say the
lady still dey
the car inside….
5- Those people that will dress
well and still wear wrist watch that doesn’t
work are one
of the
problems we have in this
country
6- If Nigerian police are arresting guys with
laptops!!…
They should also start arresting
jobless girls
with iphone7!!…
Guys shebi ayam communicating???
7- Statistic from Nigerian banks
show that
men withdraw a lot on Friday
and Women
deposit a lot on Monday
Girls why? .
God is watching u ooh
8- *No matter how broke a guy
is, money
for abortion will come out From anywhere
when he
impregnates a sidechick*
9- She was my crush until she
said this to
me, ME:babe are you virgin?
HER:Yes im virgin,you can even
ask my child
10- Some girls will be like “i
want a man
who can protect me,”but they have rejected
over 5 security
men.Aunty who do u really
want? A padlock
seller?
11- True love is when ur girl smashes ur
New 13hrs old iPhone 8 on the
wall cos ,she
saw A Girl
call u Baby in ur chats on
WhatsApp; And u just smile,Hug her closely and
whisper in her
Ear
“What designer of wheelchair
Do u like
,GUCCI OR VERSACE 12- Dangote lost 6.5 billion and
he’s still
breathing,I don’t know where
I kept my #
1000 and my chest is doing me
somehow These life hard my people, una
no go
understand oh, na till I no see
these #1000
una go see my colour
13- Since yesterday morning i haven’t be
able to go to work,
Bcuz,my neighbor cheated on
his wife and i
heard dy wife saying “that she
will start sleeping with
every neighbors around”…
Still now, am still waiting for
own my turn
14- Give your life to Jesus Christ
now 4 u xtians & u Muslims to Almighty
Allah not
when you see
me in heaven {paradise} you
will now start
shouting ojoro ojoro I will just throw you
stone
.
.
.
Which one sweet you pass????

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